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Definitions by Tico

biological clock 

the loud ticking sound that wakes women up in the middle of the night once they begin to worry they may not have enough children to satisfy their maternal instincts (or insecurities), beware the woman who awakens in this state as it has been proven that they are highly fertile and irrational
last night my girlfriend woke up and started talking about saving $$$ for a wedding...?!?
biological clock by Tico June 20, 2004
Multiple-ejaculaction party, also known as a "Smith"
Man, that pink chick sure loves to Smith.
bukakke by tico June 8, 2004