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Bernie Sanders 

A senator is Democratic but has many problematic views that would damage the United States. Make no mistake, Sanders would:

Take away your private healthcare and replace it with a bloated universal healthcare system

take away the first and second amendments(or modify them heavily) and replace them with socialist policies

ban ANYONE who disagrees with him or his "tuition free" college

raise taxes on everyone by HUGE amounts-not just the so called 1 percent

make your only TV channel to watch be PBS

the list goes on...
Don't vote for Bernie Sanders. Vote for Justin Amash.
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Bernie Sanders 

A corporate and NRA owned fraud who gave us Trump once and almost did a second time. A career politician whose real views are almost as far right as Mitch McConnell. Without him, Hillary Clinton probably would've gotten two terms.
Bernie Sanders's sham revolution failed before it even started both times.

Bernie Sanders Post-Nut Clarity 

When you've just nutted and a Bernie Sanders video pops up in your notifications.
1: "Bro.. I just nutted and a Bernie Sanders video came up in my notifications, I have Bernie Sanders Post-Nut Clarity now..."
2: "Huh?"

Reverse Bernie Sanders 

Sex act consisting of very aggresive fingering.

Hello Bernie Sanders

I'm not Elon Musk. Saying that I was Anti-Elon was not me claiming to be Ree-lon's alternative persona but, rather, a joke about being broke and doing nothing. But that was before I published my theory of artificial intelligence!
Hym "Hello Bernie Sanders. I saw you on the Majority Report! You see, they prerecord all of their interviews with politicians so I can't speak with them directly about how I'm being unlawfully surveilled because you, as a government employee, are legally obligated to report unlawful activity if you are aware of that it's occurring. Additionally, I am being harassed in the workplace in a manner that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and have been for the last 15 years. So... Additionally, I DESIGNED the very artificial intelligence you are talking about I the dissertation I mentioned and I have a copyright on that. Them building it wrong is not NOT violating my copyright but, rather, not doing a very good job. What are YOU doing about THAT? Because I was both working 80 hours a week every other week working with the mentally disabled and then I was fired for 'not reporting retard sex' and then was jobless between then and now on 2 separate occasions. So I am the poor people you purport to care about and I'm being screwed out of what is rightfully mine by the oligarchs you CLAIM to be against but are actively helping get away with not paying me. Soooo... What about that? Because you're not talking about it. I know AOC read some of what I wrote on wherever she was when she did that. So I know you're aware of the fact that all of that is happening... What are you going to do about that because 'nothing' isn't the right answer."
Hello Bernie Sanders by Hym Iam December 19, 2025

Bernese Mountain Dog

The chillest, raddest, most handsome dog ever. A cuddle monster who melts hearts, and will wear down even the toughest, hardest individual. Clint Eastwood loves Berners. The taliban hate the U.S. because we have these amazing dogs and they're jealous little bitches.
Lady: "What kind of dog is that?"
Man: "He's a Bernese Mountain Dog."
Lady: "He's beautiful. I want to have sex with you now."

Boerne High School vape bust 2k19 

9 freshman girls got caught doing the vapes. They were to busy getting popcorn lung to realize the bust coming. They are now referred to as the freshman vape gods. Let’s just say prince got them good.
Hey did you here about the Boerne High School vape bust 2k19