Berkeley Springs

A shit hole town where you can only do drugs or sports. Nothing goes on in Berkeley Springs and everyone seems to know everything

"Hey want to go to Berkeley Springs today?" "I'd rather lick your asshole"

by ShitFuckTits7 February 8, 2012

UC Berkeley

The best freaking university in the world. Ivy League education for state school price!

I go to UC Berkeley, therefore, I KICK ASS!

I did not get into UC Berkeley, therefore, I am a loser.

by veryunstoppable July 26, 2009

Berkeley Brew Boys

1.Group of boys from berkeley california that brew their own beer and moonshine and pride themselves in making bad decisions. But thoroughly enjoy it.

2. When shortened to 'brew' it is concidered a fail.

1. the Berkeley Brew Boys went galavanting around berkeley again last night until 4 am. Being drunk off their asses on moonshine, blasting country music and stealing golf carts.

2. Person 1: Justin broke a fan and wrote 'spank paddle' on the fan blade.

Person 2: That is so Brew.

by Big Blue Euro Van January 9, 2010

Berkes Handshake

Unwanted anal sex

Man, my girl fell asleep and I woke her up with a Berkes Handshake.

by umadbro?! October 4, 2011

Berke Döner

He is one of the few friends that you will have fun with and it doesnt matter what the topic is. He is funny and smart, he also likes helping people and would do anything to make you happy. If you ever meet a guy like him Cherish him with all your love because he will never hate or yell at you. He may sometimes be dumb but its only small stuff and it doesnt matter thats a part of him everyone likes. He is the perfect friend you want.

Youre a nice guy you remind me of Berke Döner

by Anita kok October 13, 2021

Berkeley Hunt

Berkeley Hunt is rhythm slang for the word, 'cunt'. It is a way of saying what you're sometimes actually thinking without offending those around you.

For example, you're in the middle of a busy supermarket when a little kid runs into the back of your heels with a shopping trolley. Instead of actually saying cunt, you turn round and say, "aaahhhh, you little berkeley hunt!". This way no one is offended and you feel better.

Another example would be ask a woman to get her berkeley hunt out if you wanted a bit of 'business' off of her!

by Stewy_Boorrrry April 24, 2006

Berkeley

A city in Northern California. First came on to the map because of its extreme liberal reputation and for being a Mecca for hippies in the 60's and 70's. *(this is my take on Beekeley after moving here form LA area 8mths ago)*

Berkeley is now classified by different sections.

Berkeley Hills:
The sole reason Subaru and rooftop-boxes are still in business. The Berkeley Hills now serve as an upscale retirement community for aged former hippies who, although raised on the hippie ideology of giving to the poor, they now seclude themselves in an upper class community far away from the poor(we) people downtown. If you're thinking about visiting this part of Berkeley, don't, the streets aren't wide enough for anything larger than a Prius.

Downtown Berkeley:
This section of Berkeley (including campus) is a more urban setting. Pedestrians will walk right in front of your car and give YOU The dirty look for being too close to them. Walk down Telegraph and you'll be asked for change more times than being backstage at a fashion show. Parking enforcement "officers" swarm this area like flies on shit or buzzards on a carcas, only grosser.

Berkeley Flats:
The flats of Berkeley are the only part of town that resemble some sort of normal living situation. Driveways, straight streets, less foot traffic and relatively middle class people in actual neighborhoods.

Friend: "Hey! Wanna go up to Berkeley and immerse yourself in its unique culture?!"

Sane Friend: "Fuck off. I'll just hang out in LA/OC."

by JeffTH June 28, 2016