banjo'ed

When something breaks to the point of no return. No fixing will ever get it back working.

Helena banjo'ed her car the other day, who let her on the roads shes a menace! Wouldnt mind looking in her box though

by AGnumbnuts November 24, 2011

banjo string

On the penis, that thin ridge of skin connecting the foreskin to the helmet

by cracky March 1, 2003

banjo in a casket

when you drop some timber and are so eager to show it to your special someone that you rip out the toilet and show them

" dude joe gave his tessa a banjo in a casket last nite" "I heard she liked it so much that they did it on the toilet"

by Turdfasay McGee April 30, 2009

spam banjo

Northern English slang for the penis. See also trouser snake, spam javelin.

...nah, she didn't turn up so I just sat there strumming my 'Spam Banjo' all night

by Spam Banjo April 16, 2006

deli benjord

Having the urge to commit sexual acts with your mother.

Harry is a deli benjord

by Deli Benjord September 11, 2016

Paddle Faster I hear Banjoes!

A term used between 2 individuals when travelling through an area which you wouldn't normally traverse because it is frequented by a bunch of horrible individuals who would not think twice about shagging you up the arse!

Taken from the disturbing film Deliverance, where Burt Reynolds and friends get chased by a bunch of hillbillies in the woods, who want to shag Ned Beatty up the poop-shoot!

Godfrey: I think we should get on the next bus Gerald, I don't like it round here?

Gerald: I agree darling, we better paddle faster I hear Banjoes!

by Johnny 2 Sheds June 5, 2009

banjo party

a rad hang sesh drinking hazy ipa with some good pallys

Oh dang, yesterday’s Banjo Party has me a bit draggy this morning.

by Banjo Party July 15, 2021