Benito

Nyphomaniac or Nympho

Guy 1: Damn, did you see that girl?
Guy 2: Nah.
Guy 1: To bad, she looked like she'd be a total Benito.

by super.bell December 9, 2012

Benito Juarez Day

Typically used at work to describe a day of less than stellar performance when no other definitive causes are available to management. Associated with an actual day on the calendar, but the impact of the event is overblown for the purposes of avoiding accountability.

Too many associates didn't show up at the call center because they were in Linkin Park on a Benito Juarez day.

by Manuel Ordez March 20, 2008

Benita Brown

The art of extracting an anal bead with your tounge.

Have you ever done a Benita Brown?
Yes, my girlfriend rather enjoyed having that annoying bead taken from her rectum.

by Mankycaaant May 26, 2011

bentellect

a creep who really wants to make onlyfans content with random women and also threatens to sue you if you make fun of him

Person 1: "Bentellect is threatening to sue me because I made fun of him on Twitter"
Person 2: "He's just mad that he can't get any bitches"

by 50ktnuclearweapon September 9, 2023

Antonio Benito Rodriguez

Cutest little boy in the word. Plays in Tijuanasaurus Rex. Even though his middle name sucks!

There goes Antonio Benito Rodriguez, I sure want to s his d!

by Mammas! January 11, 2008

benter

When talking about Old man Emerson's (Euthanasia, Real Madrid midfielder) bent hump-back.

Yo dude, you think Old man Emerson's back is benter than that of Pablo 'whoops i missed the ball studs up' Garcia's?

by Satisfactico July 26, 2006

Benito

Someone who shows up to work whenever they like.

Bob: i haven't seen Jim at work today.

Frank: Yeah he is totally pulling a benito.

by joemartinez June 10, 2009