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Bellend Blend

The creamy blend of sweat, oil, skin and fluids that create smegma on and around the penis bellend.
I have quite the bellend blend going on down there. I hope she doesn’t mind.

I found his bellend blend to be one of the more savory of the knob cheeses that I have experienced.
by Eaton Holgoode February 3, 2018
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Bellend Bop

After busting a nut, your girl grabs your semi-flaccid cock with one hand gripping the shaft and repeatedly smacking the head aka bellend with the other until you beg for mercy or get stiff again for another go.
I can only get hard again if I receive a bellend bop.

My cock is so sore from last night’s bellend bop I can barely walk.

That bellend bop last night was pretty rough. It hurts when I pee today.
by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2017
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Bellend boy

Thoms mussett from barton upon humber is a bellend boy
by Dale Hepworth +Mattty D August 23, 2003
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Super Bellend

A super bellend is a someone who has very crazy hair almost like an afro, some may call it a jewfro. This person also likes to go out with ginger people.
My flat mate last year was a super bellend.
by Osama Bin Bellend July 14, 2011
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bellend buster

Hitting or crushing an unsuspecting bellend, or willy, with a large object to cause comparable, or greater, pain to a sack tap.
Guy 1: Ouch! WHAT THE HELL?
Guy 2: Ha, got ya! That's called a sack tap.
Guy 1: You got my bloody dick!
Guy 2: Oh, well we'll call that a bellend buster.

Guy 1: F you! *crouching in pain*
by voss4life June 27, 2015
mugGet the bellend bustermug.

Bellend trumpet

The release of air from the inflated skin on the end of a penis when blown up.
The colliery band will be pleased with my trumpet, on your knees and give it some puff, this bellend trumpet will be the best horn of all time...
by Micky Willy January 19, 2014
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bellend brie

a creamy white cheese substance found under a man's foreskin
i had to finish with him as he wouldn't wash, i mean he constantly had bellend brie
by blunoze June 7, 2018
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