Behoove

To be advantageous to or appropriate.

"Supposin you wanted to go hiking in the woods with Ralph, it would behoove you to wear nice boots."

by JulesTheCrow March 23, 2008

behind the eight ball

In a bad situation, in a losing position.

The phrase comes from pool (or billiards). When the cue (white) ball is behind the eight (black) ball, a player usually has no shot.

I'm really behind the eight ball at work. I have too much work to do but we can't afford to hire anyone to help out.

by VAKI5 May 14, 2005

Thotus Begonus

The third most powerful Harry Potter spell. (see fetus deletus and beatus meatus)

"Thotus Begonus!" Harry cried as he defended himself from the wretched soul sucking thots.

by Nobody01100001 October 22, 2018

No Child's Behind Left

The official dogma of the Catholic Church.

Credit goes to Christopher Hitchens

"no child's behind left"

Ok, maybe that's a stretch. But there's definitely at least a grain of truth to it.

by Submitters of Words May 13, 2011

Behind Basher

A pristine synonym for Butt Buddies

Me and my friend have been Behind Bashers for years. He knows just how I like it.

by NameJeff_mk2 January 10, 2020

lag behind a swagg

verb; To be stuck behind someone who walks like a "balla". The person walking slow (swagg) tends to have a "dgaf" walk with swaying shoulders and their knees slightly bent when walking to add the their badass factor. The swagg tends to take their time and think they're the coolest shit around. Usually this person will be listening to their iPod/mp3 so saying "excuse me" has no effect. To be the lag in the situation, you will find yourself trying to get to a destination, but the swagg will be taking their time and there's no way to maneuver your way around them so the result is you're pissed off while walking slow right behind the swagg thinking. "hurry the fuck up, you're not cool"; hence, lag behind a swagg.

Friend 1: Hey, why did you take so long to get the milk?

Friend 2: I was lag behind a swagg, it was damn near impossible to get around him in the tiny aisle!

Friend 1: Wow, what a douche bag thing to do.

by Hello Pocket Asian February 19, 2009

Thotus Begoness

A magical set of words only to be uttered in certain situations of life and death. Other such marvelous phrases include beatus meatus and fetus deletus. Remember this phrase to protect yourself.

As the circle of thots enclosed themselves on him, Harry yelled ferociously, "THOTUS BEGONESS!". An explosion rang out to be heard in all directions, but when the dust cleared Harry was the only one standing within a 2 mile radius.

by Thicc_Chungus_69_420 April 11, 2019