bagels

What is a bagel? is it food? Breakfast? No, it is the very foundation of every black hole in the universe by eating one you absorb infinite mass making all things get pulled to you, even the remote across the room you're trying to use the force on, but beware of the bagel's great power your house will probably implode on you if you eat it. and then the entire universe will be sucked into you, ripping a massive hole in our reality.

person 1: oh free bagels
person 2: no don...

by That boi from school October 23, 2019

Begel

The act of performing a butt kegel.

To help with the anxiety of going to prison, the man performed sets of begels on the bus.

by TheOnlyBRB January 21, 2015

boobie bagels

A general exclamation of shock or anger.

"Boobie bagels, I scratched my car!"

by Klamath December 16, 2007

bagels

Sometimes used as replacement for swear words.

What is this bagels? (What is this shit?)

Oh noes teh bagels!

by Nate Nieslen September 22, 2007

Bagels

When a person or people are secretly indulging in very kinky and erotic sexual acts, but it is unknown to the general public

"OMFG! Jenny! Your boyfriend is totally bagels!!! He fucked my pussy like a monkey!!!"

by Lume9797 March 24, 2016

Begel

The act of tightening the Butt hole by holding the Butt hole together often. Like a vagina Kegel.

Heidi needs to begel before she kills us with her egg white farts.

by Prettypervs January 21, 2018

Bagelscrat

That moment when your step-sis walks into ur room butt naked while sucking on her own toes and you feel the urge to stick a single strand of hair up your fucking urethra(DickHole).

Step-Sis: WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP BROOOO
Me: Were bagelscratting
Step-Sis: Slurp Sounds*
Me: GIVE ME SOME HAIR BABAYYYY
Step-Sis: Rips hair off head*
Me: OH YEAHH. STICK THAT SHIT IN MY DICK HOLE BITCH
Step-Sis: Ok
Me:OOOH FUCK YEAHHHH

by Barnsnoogle January 18, 2019