a potato flew around my room before you came

A potato flying around your room.
Or
Potato is mistaken for "tornado" in the song " thinking bout' you" by Frank Ocean.

Vine related

-Igsophiee | IG

-did you see my potato?
-well..., a potato flew around my room before you came, exuse the mess it made, it usually dosen't rain...

by Sophietooturnt November 22, 2014

Shirt Before the Shirt

Became a national used phrase over night when said by Mike AKA "The Situation". As seen on MTV's popular series Jersey Shore (SEASON 2: EPISODE 2). The term describes when an individual, usually of the Guido/Tool variety sports a shirt like a wife beater, prior to hitting the clubs and hooking up with many wasted grenades and land mines. The Shirt he wears out will ALWAYS be ED HARDY, and he will have a plethora of colors from purple to yellow to red and everything in between! This phrase has set the stage for shops on the board walks to have beaters saying "SHIT BEFORE THE SHIRT" all over the East Coast.

Situation:
- I got the fresh to death kicks on, i got some jeans on, and i got the shirt, BUT i aint wearin the shirt when we go out, this is the shirt before the shirt.

- Yoo Pauly my dude after we GTL you gonna Shirt before the Shirt with me tonight when we hit the clubs and bring home some fine pieces of ass back into the Hot Tub.

Pauly: You know it Sitch right after i finish blowing my hair out with my top of the line products! (He uses Spiker for all you posers and wannabe guidos out there who are not even Italian)

Situation: Right on my dude, and if theres time we can get a quit lift in and see how much we can bench, deadlift and squat!

by GTLer August 14, 2010

bros before bros

The homosexual version of the phrase bros before hoes. To prioritize your male friends before your relationship with another guy.

Steve: Gee Chris, I sure love spending time with my new boyfriend Jeremy! He is so sweet and strong and caring!

Chris: Man you need to start chillin with us more often. Whatever happened to bros before bros??

by Leon C. Strider December 26, 2009

The Befores

The extraordinarily overwhelming and unavoidable state of single mindedness and almost blindingly impaired judgment preceding sexual release. Often used as an explanation for certain cases of seemingly out of character behavior. This is usually followed by The Afters, a powerful state of shame, embarrassment, and regret, immediately following sexual release.

Guy 1: What the fuck is wrong with you? You walked out of your room wearing nothing but a Gene Simmons mask and a fleshlight, and proceeded to loudly gratify yourself until you creamed all over Liz.

Guy 2: I hadn’t gotten off in a week. I had a really bad case of the befores...

Guy 1: Fair enough. Plus that bitch deserved it.

by Big Rabes October 9, 2010

Wettin' your whistle before reffing the big game

Doing a little predrinking before arriving to a larger social event.

it's cool, just wettin' your whistle before reffing the big game.

by The happy dancer June 14, 2010

Was that before or after you raped him?

Used when one does not know how to respond to a really lame story or long drawn out explanation.

Guy A: "I took my dog for a walk today"
Guy B: "Was that before or after you raped him?"

Person 1: "Dennis and I went to blah blah blah. It was so rad, yo "
Person 2: "Was that before or after you raped him?"

by TurboTorb March 15, 2011

Before You Exit

One of the best bands out there. Usually, if one does not listen to their music, you will die a cold hard death within 72 hours.

Before You Exit<3

by RebeccaMcDonough March 27, 2011