bed

something to sleep on and can put someone on

joseph loves beds and putting people to bed.

by stanparkjisung October 16, 2019

bed

A place to sleep, have sex, watch TV, listen to music, etc. located in your bedroom.

Did you ever notice that the word "bed" LOOKS like a bed?

by pentozali November 29, 2013

in bed

Also good for using after your mom, your face, and the ever popular your mom's face

Abel: That's stupid
Bevers: Your mom is stupid
ABel: Your face is stupid
Bevers: your mom's face is stupid
abel: your mom's face is stupid...in bed
follow with OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! FACE!!

by Abel November 25, 2004

in bed

To be in business together.

Okay, you can go tell Jack that we're back in bed together, I'm sure he'll be very happy

by Nickstryker August 13, 2004

In Bed

Something you can add to any sentence in the world and make it sound related to sex.

Try it, it works. : Can make any conversation amusing.

Dude: Hey, what time should I fix your computer?
Dude 2: In bed.

Dude: Hey, I saw your mom at that restaurant last night.
Dude 2: In bed.

Dude: Hey, stop jumping on my sister!
Dude 2: In bed.

by hilarityislovelitude June 23, 2009

bed

usually the piece of furniture you sleep on, but can also be referring to binge eating disorder

Guy 1: What does bed mean?
Guy 2: Which definition do you want...

by pomn1 September 1, 2023

bed-in

a sex session in which several partners take part.

Let's have a bed-in.

by uttam maharjan March 13, 2010