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beating off

see jack-off, beating off is the same as jacking off but it seems to sound more harsh when u say beating rather then jacking
i love to beat off in wierd places
by rhcpgod August 12, 2003
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Muffler bearing

This is a "made up" term used on the popular Trinidadian, automobile website to determine who really knows about cars. Cars do not carry muffler bearings.
by drebel_3 February 17, 2010
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Blavingad

A Blavingad is a large plush whale from IKEA, similar to the Blahaj. It’s able to hold things in its zipper-openable mouth, and is an unofficial icon of both the Nonbinary and Asexual communities.
I love cuddling my Blavingad, it will lead us to victory in Denmark /ref
by Soladiem July 7, 2023
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J-beaning

J-beaning is a sexual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner's body.
"Man, dis girl was into some weird ass shit, she had me j-beaning n errthang."

"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."
by ButteredPopcorn October 9, 2014
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verbal beating

When a person verbally communicates rude words with a rude tone of voice to express their anger toward another person(s).
"Wow, Martha just gave Susan a verbal beating over the phone after she found out that she lied about being with Tom last night."
by Nena1987 January 28, 2015
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Binge Beating

When you ejaculate multiple times in a row with no breaks in between. Multiple jack sessions back to back.
I tried going to sleep but got distracted binge beating.
by Colby is your daddy February 21, 2020
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A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis
Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.
by JewishCock August 21, 2021
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