Bearomatic Pressure

When too many bears are in the atmOsphere, causing interruptions to daily life.

Known Remedies: Placing tuna outside overnight. The bears will come down from the atmOsphere in search of the tuna.

Person A: "I have a really bad headache"
Person B: "No, the bearomatic pressure is just too high. Try leaving some tuna on your porch tonight"

by meggerz08 July 29, 2009

beardoggin

A phrase used for DEWIN' WORK!
Or used to describe someone DEWING WORK.

Brady Johns was up all night Beardoggin' his Key parts.

When all else fails... Beardog it.

by Johnzdoeswork March 11, 2010

bearology

describing the psychological practice of studying bears within their natural habitat. (Bear) the term to describe the subgroup in homosexual culture identified as a heavy set physical appearance; body hair and facial hair. The natural habitat of the bears is:
Pubs, clubs, eating establishments.
For true enthusiasts night vision cameras are employed to observe said bears in darker environments e.g. dark rooms, saunas and badly lit cruising areas.

That Greg has been studying those guys for ages, I'm sure he is studying bearology

by wxbearx July 5, 2010

Beardosexual

A descriptor for when a straight man is attracted to another man's beard.

Guy A: "Your beard is incredible and beautiful, I just want to run my fingers through it.."
Guy B: "What the hell man I didn't know you were gay."
Guy A: "I'm not, I'm beardosexual."

by AjAj November 11, 2013

beardo

a weirdo with a beard

Look at his whiskers and that outfit. What a beardo!

by MinistryOfDEW November 8, 2019

Bearbot

Moderately hot skinny ass asian chick that does some bitching ass remixes, think milkman without the jewness and girltalk without the popularity.

"Oh shit, did you just hear that bearbot remix? It was OFF THE HOOK MAN"

by meltedmuffin October 1, 2009

beergoggles

Metaforical goggles, believed to be "worn" due to imbibing to much alcohol. Specifically, the enhanced visual appeal of women who would be considered fugly when sober.

"Sure I can see she's a double bagger now, but I had them beergoggles on last night."

by moof July 10, 2003