bean dip on my cracker

A jokingly self-descriptive term used by half-Mexican, half-white people with a good sense of humor. Makes politically correct asswipes cringe and cry. Also makes my history teacher bust a nut laughing.

1. Me: Well, I got bean dip on my cracker.
PC drone: AUUGH! That is not nice to say!
Me: Did I say it was? No. But it's effing funny!
PC drone: *whimper*

by Kayl April 22, 2008

Oakdale Bean Dip

When you have your girl eat a whole bunch of beans and then do her in the butt. Then you try to fish out the beans with your member and then use the beans in a dip and eat it with your partner.

Lyndell - "Honey what do you want to do for dinner tonight?"
Ashley - "I just thought we would stay in and have some Oakdale Bean Dip"
Dave - "Oh!!! Can I have some?!?"

by BigDikBandit May 3, 2010

National Bean Dip Day

On April 12 you get to bean dip anyone of your choice. You may bean dip UNLIMITED times with no coming back. Prepare to be bean dipped!!!

Its national bean dip day boys who trying to get dipped

by BeanDipKing69 May 25, 2018

juanitas special bean dip

Similar to a dirty sanchez, except instead of wiping the fecal matter on her lip you fish hook the mouth of your partner and hold it in so they can taste the rainbow.

While i was doing Mary doggy style, i totally gave her a taste of juanitas special bean dip!

by DACIII August 1, 2007

son of a bean dipped mother frito

a phrase that is used to replace the phrase "son of a bitch mother fucker!"

Bob: Uhh, timmy, i accidentely ate ur fudgie brownie, sorry
Timmy: Son of a bean dipped mother frito!
Bob: Hey! That almost sounded dirty mister!

by Adam Carrizales June 30, 2008

Bean dip

A way through telekinesis to speak with your unborn children; term for small talk with a woman's tiny penis; used to describe the action of index finger curled and flecked under the nipple of choosing

My kids can't hear me so I bean dip them; I really need a bean dip right now; bean dip, hahahahahaha

by Petergazer4life June 1, 2025

Bean dip

The act of slapping a fat man's man boob up and forcefully slapping it down

Yo why that bitch bean dip me?

by Who's chaos's son December 21, 2016