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bean dip on my cracker

A jokingly self-descriptive term used by half-Mexican, half-white people with a good sense of humor. Makes politically correct asswipes cringe and cry. Also makes my history teacher bust a nut laughing.
1. Me: Well, I got bean dip on my cracker.
PC drone: AUUGH! That is not nice to say!
Me: Did I say it was? No. But it's effing funny!
PC drone: *whimper*
by Kayl April 22, 2008
mugGet the bean dip on my crackermug.

Oakdale Bean Dip

When you have your girl eat a whole bunch of beans and then do her in the butt. Then you try to fish out the beans with your member and then use the beans in a dip and eat it with your partner.
Lyndell - "Honey what do you want to do for dinner tonight?"
Ashley - "I just thought we would stay in and have some Oakdale Bean Dip"
Dave - "Oh!!! Can I have some?!?"
by BigDikBandit May 3, 2010
mugGet the Oakdale Bean Dipmug.

National Bean Dip Day

On April 12 you get to bean dip anyone of your choice. You may bean dip UNLIMITED times with no coming back. Prepare to be bean dipped!!!
Its national bean dip day boys who trying to get dipped
by BeanDipKing69 May 25, 2018
mugGet the National Bean Dip Daymug.

juanitas special bean dip

Similar to a dirty sanchez, except instead of wiping the fecal matter on her lip you fish hook the mouth of your partner and hold it in so they can taste the rainbow.
While i was doing Mary doggy style, i totally gave her a taste of juanitas special bean dip!
by DACIII August 1, 2007
mugGet the juanitas special bean dipmug.
a phrase that is used to replace the phrase "son of a bitch mother fucker!"
Bob: Uhh, timmy, i accidentely ate ur fudgie brownie, sorry
Timmy: Son of a bean dipped mother frito!
Bob: Hey! That almost sounded dirty mister!
by Adam Carrizales June 30, 2008
mugGet the son of a bean dipped mother fritomug.

bean dip

"bean dip" a quote from the purcy Jackson musical
"bean dip" says bob the stinky step father
by material gworllllll February 6, 2022
mugGet the bean dipmug.

Bean Dipping

Either your man’s sampling the neighbor or some animal is bent over licking his balls in front of the whole party.
Your man bean dipping the Mexican girl next door again? Oh hell, check out Paco bean dipping on the couch.
by Sir Beardsley April 10, 2019
mugGet the Bean Dippingmug.

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