Beaded Curtain

A phrase intimated as a possible double entendre by Craig Ferguson during the email segment on the June 28, 2011 Late Late Show

Do you enjoy a beaded curtain, Geoff?

Go ahead censors, look it up, we'll wait.

by GP and the Fergs July 1, 2011

Beadle

someone who spends his time (both while awake and asleep) masturbating behind a computer screen

Don't be a beadle

by ms November 27, 2003

Beadle

a total prick

ure beadle

by sparky November 29, 2003

Beadle's About

A cautionary exclamation usually uttered after breaking wind in order to warn those around you of the imminent smell. Derived from the television show "Watch Out, Beadle's About!" in which chirpy bearded funnyman, Jeremy Beadle, played convoluted pranks on an unsuspecting member of the public.

Crispin: Watch out, everyone, Beadle's about.

Helen: Did a rat die up your arse again,
Crispin, coz THAT STINKS.

Crispin: I did warn ya!


Note: Deviations on the same theme are also possible, eg. simply using the word "Beadle" to denote a flatulent eruption - "Sorry guys, I've just dropped a Beadle"

by Matt April 27, 2004

Bealed

A word used in Perry County, Pennsylvania that means, “injured” or “cut.”

I got my hand too close to the saw and now my index finger is all bealed up.

by Orebank Bus Rider October 29, 2023

beadedcurtain

as mentioned on late late show with Craig Ferguson. episode 2996, 28 June 2011

bead is the ejaculation cum of a male.

curtain is to obstruction of view

Is when a man deposits his ejaculation in a in a horizontal fashion across the eye lashes of a sex partner

Is when a man deposits his ejaculation in a in a horizontal fashion across the eye lashes of a sex partner.

i'm gonna give you a beadedcurtain!

i just came all over your face hows that for a beadedcurtain.

by wraithy July 2, 2011

beaded curtain

the act of peppering one's scrotum with an airsoft pistol

she tied me up and gave me a beaded curtain

by gmFuzy July 1, 2011