Beaches

Two women who share every aspect of their lives with each other. The relationship is often stormy and is marked by intense emotion and an over-abundance of drama. Nevertheless, the tears are honestly shed, and one will most probably give a gut-wrenching eulogy at the other's funeral. (Noun)

To go Beaches (Verb) -

1. to divulge the most private details of your life to your best-friend
2. your girlfriend (romantic) discusses an embarassing secret about your sex life with her best friend.

Noun -

I know everything there is to know about that girl; we've been Beaches for ten years.

Verb 1. -

I promised I wouldn't say anything, but I can go all Beaches with you right, girl?

Verb 2. -

My ex-girlfriend went Beaches on me and told her friend I have a small penis. Like her friend didn't already know. Oooh, snap!

by Madame June 29, 2006

beach

another word for bitch

dude 1: hey, can i borrow your car later?
dude 2: no. never.
dude 1: youre being a real beach right now

by Raaaw September 26, 2008

beached

having eaten so much that you have become immobile; feeling like and resembling a beached whale.

she ate an entire chocolate cake and was subsequently beached

by spoony mcj-j June 26, 2007

Beach

When you take a shit, and the turd is so long that it goes down the hole, through the water, and rests outside the water on dry porcelin.

-I'm 'bout to go beach this turd right now.

-I just beached one.

-I've been beaching shits all day.

by shmeegan July 21, 2008

beach

Where people go to hope to get laid or make fun of tourists

It's russian tourist month, and there are fat russian chicks all over the beach!

by Hoolaaaaaaaaaaaah April 4, 2007

beach

(adjective): A term describing a totally awesome person, place, or thing. Because the beach is totally awesome.

- Dude, those shoes are totally beach!

- I just got back from Paris, and the Eiffel Tower was so beach!

- "They're such a cool couple." "Yeah! They're so beach!"

by Gracie-Lou94 October 26, 2009

beach

The area between your ass and your crotch. Often hairy or "sandy" with "beach crumbs" aka "poo crumbs"

We have a great picture of Ryan putting his beach on John's face when he was passed out.

It was a nice day at the beach until Billy decided to wipe back to front.

That bitch so dirty, you never know what diseases will wash up on that beach

by jiggaslapnuts October 18, 2007