be built like

someone looks like or his physical form is weird/unique or when your trying to insult someone saying for example:

nathan: damn that bitch be built like a blimp lmao
xenon: her boyfriend be built like a duck shithouse LOL

nathan and xenon: LMFAO

by boi u be built like an acronym April 12, 2021

Deadass built like a

It's basically making fun of a dumbass who just walked in like bro, NO BITCHES?

Ngl, you deadass built like a insert *fnf song.mp3*

by among us sussy hamburgr balls May 19, 2022

Built like an accident report

(phrase)
Used to roast someone whose body, face, or general vibe looks like a catalog of unfortunate events. Suggests a person is so clumsily assembled or physically chaotic that their entire existence feels like the aftermath of a multi-car pileup, a bio-mechanical malfunction, or some kind of cosmic whoopsie.

It’s not just ugly — it’s structurally confusing, like something went wrong and no one ever fixed it.

“She not ugly, but she built like an accident report — multiple points of failure.”
• “Why his knees face outward like that? Bro built like an accident report.”
• “Face giving ‘incident occurred at approximately 4:17PM.’”
• “That fit plus that walk? Yeah, that’s an OSHA violation. Built like an accident report.”

by Urban zai June 10, 2025

Built like a tank

A Nokia cellphone.

"Your boy just got a new phone."
"What kind?"
"Built like a tank."

by BiggieBagelz November 06, 2023

Built like a ginger

Tall, lanky, bright white, freckly, BIG FRECKLES, and an uprise forehead

I told the cop my friend was built like a ginger

by Mz.Mistress January 24, 2021

built like a waterpark

it usually means your gf is wet

guy: I have to listen to my gf all the time bcz she's built like a waterpark
other guy: dawg that's crazy , imagine

by tyler_thecreatorlover198 December 29, 2023

Built like a tuba

That you have large boobs

Wow, your built like a tuba!

by ShiestyGang July 31, 2022