what you promise your crush to do next time you meet:
fill a lavender bath, soak them in water and clean them with a special sponge until they are clean. no matter how long it takes, no matter how difficult the process.
they will come out clean
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fill a lavender bath, soak them in water and clean them with a special sponge until they are clean. no matter how long it takes, no matter how difficult the process.
they will come out clean
🖤🛀
"girl, you coming out tonight? we are causing a scene in a club downtown!"
"you go girls, i am having the bath of lav with my special someone"
"you go girls, i am having the bath of lav with my special someone"
by Krkič April 6, 2019
Get the bath of lav mug.A bland musical genre popular around the turn of the millennium. Groups such as Maroon 5, Train, Coldplay, and of course, John Mayer typified the genre. Enjoyed by soccer moms, overweight teenage girls, and frat boys trying to get drunk freshman in to bed, it is the natural extension of "yacht rock", popular in the late 70's and early 80's.
"Brenda, you have to get the new album by bath rock superstar John Mayer. His light breathy voice, inoffensive pseudo-sexual lyrics and bland musical stylings get my juices flowing."
by TheKIngOfMen January 8, 2008
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1: The other night i wanted to give my pet a fucking bath
2: Oh yeah, did you clean it?
1: Nah, the little prick didn't want one, so i gave it a Bath Rape
2: Ah, fuck yeah!!!!
Example 2:
1: I heard you were gonna give your baby a bath the other day....
2: Oh ye, Nah, my baby didn't want a bath, so i was pretty fucking pissed off!
1: What did you do in the end?
2: I gave my baby a bath rape.
1: Lol haha
2: Shut The Fuck Up, you CUNT!!!!
2: Oh yeah, did you clean it?
1: Nah, the little prick didn't want one, so i gave it a Bath Rape
2: Ah, fuck yeah!!!!
Example 2:
1: I heard you were gonna give your baby a bath the other day....
2: Oh ye, Nah, my baby didn't want a bath, so i was pretty fucking pissed off!
1: What did you do in the end?
2: I gave my baby a bath rape.
1: Lol haha
2: Shut The Fuck Up, you CUNT!!!!
by fishyowns December 22, 2010
Get the Bath Rape mug.A place where men go in order to have hot and horny sex with each other.
These places usually offer two options : renting a locker or a "room". Most of these rooms are small, but can be equipped with a TV (displaying gay porn) or large mirrors.
A decent bath house usually offers the following : spa, sauna, hammam, showers, dark/back room(s), movie rooms or TVs, a bar. Some bath houses also have glory holes, a movie theater, a weightlifting room, a large lockerroom, male masseuse, a swimming pool, etc.
These places usually offer two options : renting a locker or a "room". Most of these rooms are small, but can be equipped with a TV (displaying gay porn) or large mirrors.
A decent bath house usually offers the following : spa, sauna, hammam, showers, dark/back room(s), movie rooms or TVs, a bar. Some bath houses also have glory holes, a movie theater, a weightlifting room, a large lockerroom, male masseuse, a swimming pool, etc.
I feel like having meaningless sex with a sexy guy, so I might go to the bath house.
I was into an incredibly hot orgy in that room at the bath house; the door had remained open and guys kept coming in.
I was into an incredibly hot orgy in that room at the bath house; the door had remained open and guys kept coming in.
by sk1tz01d July 26, 2008
Get the bath house mug.A place where men go to have sex with other men. Many of them are absolutely disgusting and reek of rotting semen and growing bacteria. Beware, 9 times out of 10 they are filled to the brim with people on a field trip from the aged fat people home. STD's get spread here like peanut butter on a sandwich. Most bathhouses are very dark so you can't see who's groping you or rubbing their dick up against your ass. Many people liken them to haunted houses because of the dark lighting, horrible stench, and theme rooms which include mazes, sling rooms (for sadistic freaks), glory holes, doctors offices, and creepy old men lurking around who look like sex offenders.
Naive Gay teen: I'm going to a bath house for the first time.. It sounds like so much fun! I'm gonna suck and get fucked by as many hot men as I can.
Smart Gay man: Noooo, don't go there. Ew. It will scar you emotionally, particularly since you're in shape, young, and fairly attractive. Creepy, old morbidly obese men will grope you in the middle of the dark.
Smart Gay man: Noooo, don't go there. Ew. It will scar you emotionally, particularly since you're in shape, young, and fairly attractive. Creepy, old morbidly obese men will grope you in the middle of the dark.
by audiomuse1 August 18, 2011
Get the bath house mug.Street slang used commonly to refer to the use of bath salts as designer drugs. Bath Blow is commonly used among young adolescent males who cannot find other recreational drugs due to their lack of friends.
Hey Bro I went to bath and body works and picked up some Bath-Blow for the party.
Did you hear about that guy that did all the Bath-Blow and cut his kids up?
--Yea bro, lets get some Bath-Blow.
Did you hear about that guy that did all the Bath-Blow and cut his kids up?
--Yea bro, lets get some Bath-Blow.
by like-a-ross January 25, 2011
Get the Bath-Blow mug.It has the active ingredient: Mephedrone aka (4-methylmethcathinone) (4-MMC, MCAT, Bubbles. Meow, Miaow) also known as Meow Meow: It is often sold as "plant food" or "bath salts" although, as it has no use as such products
- Not to be confused with methedrine, methedrone, methadone, or methylone.
Intended effects: (this will vary on the person and the purity of the Mephedrone - as well as if the user is using any other drugs at the time of usage, being recreational or prescription & especially alcohol!)
Users have reported that mephedrone causes euphoria, stimulation, an enhanced appreciation for music, an elevated mood, decreased hostility, improved mental function and mild sexual stimulation; these effects are similar to the effects of cocaine, amphetamines and MDMA.
These effects last different amounts of time, depending on the way the drug is taken. When taken orally, users report they can feel the effects within 15–45 minutes and when snorted the effects are felt within minutes.
ORAL/NASAL: last for between two and three hours when taken
IV (intravenously): last only half an hour if taken.
If taken in high doses it causes hallucinations & the effects can last for upto 5-6 days. All in all, It is very dangerous, & there are now many bath salts that are made up of a different active ingredient, MDPV (Methylenedioxypyrovalerone), which is much safer and has similar effects to the effects of cocaine, amphetamines as well.
- Not to be confused with methedrine, methedrone, methadone, or methylone.
Intended effects: (this will vary on the person and the purity of the Mephedrone - as well as if the user is using any other drugs at the time of usage, being recreational or prescription & especially alcohol!)
Users have reported that mephedrone causes euphoria, stimulation, an enhanced appreciation for music, an elevated mood, decreased hostility, improved mental function and mild sexual stimulation; these effects are similar to the effects of cocaine, amphetamines and MDMA.
These effects last different amounts of time, depending on the way the drug is taken. When taken orally, users report they can feel the effects within 15–45 minutes and when snorted the effects are felt within minutes.
ORAL/NASAL: last for between two and three hours when taken
IV (intravenously): last only half an hour if taken.
If taken in high doses it causes hallucinations & the effects can last for upto 5-6 days. All in all, It is very dangerous, & there are now many bath salts that are made up of a different active ingredient, MDPV (Methylenedioxypyrovalerone), which is much safer and has similar effects to the effects of cocaine, amphetamines as well.
by dani_girl January 5, 2011
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