Crazy coaches/players that take practice and games way too far. Typically consists of large amounts of practices and games with little to no rest. Baseball-atticism is usually found in coaches and players that don't think too well and have little to no sense of logic. Coaches and players deemed as this also have very poor behavior when a practice/play/game doesn't go their way.
Coach: So-so job tonight we have got to win three out of the three games not two out of the three.
Coach: No worries though you guys have a chance to redeem yourselves tomorrow on our double-header.
Coach: Oh ya and I almost forgot, three hour practice before the first game tomorrow DON'T BE LATE!
Player 1: Man what is up with this coach, I think we should play on a different team next season.
Player 2: Ya this is basically baseball-atticism.
Coach: No worries though you guys have a chance to redeem yourselves tomorrow on our double-header.
Coach: Oh ya and I almost forgot, three hour practice before the first game tomorrow DON'T BE LATE!
Player 1: Man what is up with this coach, I think we should play on a different team next season.
Player 2: Ya this is basically baseball-atticism.
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"Welcome to the majors kid. Where are you from?"
"Springfield."
"Which one retard?"
"Massachusetts."
"Fucking Massachusetts baseball..."
"What?"
"Are you a pitcher?"
"Nope, shortstop."
...
"Lord, give my new friend and I the strength to see that he plays at least once this year. And if he does, don't make me go blind."
"Springfield."
"Which one retard?"
"Massachusetts."
"Fucking Massachusetts baseball..."
"What?"
"Are you a pitcher?"
"Nope, shortstop."
...
"Lord, give my new friend and I the strength to see that he plays at least once this year. And if he does, don't make me go blind."
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when you have purchased a beautiful baseball cap, that provides you with a strip of LED light.
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Nick: Hey Matt you know Rebecca?
Matt: Yeah, I'd hit it.
Nick: Ewww, shes nasty what the fuck is wrong with you?
Matt: With a baseball bat.
Nick: Ohhhh, haha me too.
Matt: Yeah, I'd never hit it even if I was forced to.
Nick: Hey Matt you know Rebecca?
Matt: Yeah, I'd hit it.
Nick: Ewww, shes nasty what the fuck is wrong with you?
Matt: With a baseball bat.
Nick: Ohhhh, haha me too.
Matt: Yeah, I'd never hit it even if I was forced to.
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