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Barnstead

Small, super kick-ass town about 30 minutes from Concord NH.
Let's go to Barnstead, nobody is as kick-ass as us.
by sbonizzle December 7, 2010
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Barntucky

Also known as Barnesville, Ohio. This country-bumpkin town in Belmont County is a hicktown that seems a little more southern than the rest of the county. Widely known for its annual Pumpkin Festival.
Dang, Rufus, I gotta get back to Barntucky.
by thawk September 2, 2003
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Boers and Bernstein

The greatest sports talk show on the radio. It is broadcast on Chicago's AM 670 or on the internet. The show features special segments such as "Who ya Crappin'", where listeners call in and call people out for saying dumb stuff, and "Friday Fung", where a topic is chosen and listeners call in to tell strories about the topic. It is on from 2PM to 6PM and is perfect for distracting you from work.

Terry Boers is a hilarious and goofy old man that makes some of the best comments about various public (and pubic) figures I have ever heard. His greatest line was after being confused about a caller's point he said, "I am all turned around like Heath Ledger." He also does outrageous promotions and sometimes you think he has had a few in the studio.

Dan Bernstein is a very smart Duke graduate who is also a pretty funny guy, but with a dryer sense of humor than Terry. He hates Barry Bonds and other raging ass hats who live in a state of denial about what really happens in the sports world.

The producer is Matt Abattacola who is "to drinking what Kenyans are to running." He prefers Captain and Cokes and is sometimes seen downtown walking around as the show is on the air. Great guy who is pretty fun to drink with.
The other day I was listening to Boers and Bernstein while drinking Alice White wine and was laughing my ass off.
by BigSmooth13 December 14, 2007
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barnsley

Town in South Yorkshire. Stereotyped and judged as a bad place by most people who have not even been there.

Friendly people with a broad yorkshire accent, sometimes hard to understand with their slang.
Surrounded by countryside and offers a lot of historical buildings etc.

Famous for its mines and movies such as brassed off and kes.
Home to the Grimethorpe Colliery Brass Band.
'off t' barnsley cock'
by SYorkshireLass92 June 15, 2013
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Off your barnett

Off your barnett is when you have consumed a large amount of alcohol and/or drugs and are going on a west one.
Example 1:
Henry: "Hey dude, did you see Chris? He has a line of coke and half an E"

Jimmy: "Haha, yeah he's off his barnett"

Example 2:
Tom: "I'm gonna down this whole bottle of vodka"

Jay: "LAD YOU'RE GONNA BE OFF YOUR BARNETT!"
by FlappedJoint May 31, 2012
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Baristo

The word "baristo" is sometimes used as a male version of barista. However, that's a case of hypercorrection. The word "barista" is gender-neutral.
"I'm totally gonna be a baristo when I'm done with college!"
by Queen Michael February 11, 2015
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barsteward

a) A polite way of saying bastard word
b) Someone who serves drinks from behind a bar with a smug manner
You are a stupid barsteward
by Dave July 8, 2003
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