chloe barwell

chloe barbell is a meme and a half always funny and has a fiery side and nerdy but in the cool way she is a total freak in a good way and you DONT want to cross her love animals but hates most human interaction!

Any:She’s insane

Alisha: no she’s a chloe barwell

by Clapping July 5, 2019

Double-barelling

Smoking to cigars and or cigarettes at oncr

Double-barelling is a good way to get stage 6 cancer

by Shadow:shadylyfe November 22, 2019

Matthew barwell

Rugby fan boy who loves grabbing other men and hides the fact that he is homosexual through playing rugby where he lives out his fantasies of touching and wrestling with hunky men. Plays karate and the viola (the gay violin) on the side. He is very insecure about himself and feels better once he boasts about his boring life. He loves to talk about how built and tall he is when in reality he is a skinny guy of average height and hates how low the bus ceilings are as it “hurts his head”. Lives in a valley where everyone shops at Waitrose and is yet to lose his virginity.

Man: constantly talks about himself Girl: yep he’s defo a matthew barwell

by Flyless fly December 17, 2019

Thomas Bardell

A want to be genius who plays video games. Also an abbreviation of 'handsome' and 'sexy'

I want to be like Thomas Bardell when I'm older, he's so cool!

by Thomas Bardell April 15, 2022

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrells

A British gangster flick revolving around a set of Antique Rifles. Plot features a group of hustlers in debt to a shady crime kingpin/porn king, a couple low level thieves hired to steal rifles for said porn king. A stick up crew jacking a large amount of cash from a weed wholesaler, as for mentioned hustlers plotting to rob said stick up crew, while doing so with the pair of antique rifles bought from gun dealer, bought from thieves who were hired by porn king to steal rifles that they just sold to hustlers.
If you got lost its natural. Film by Guy Ritchie, considered a classic.
You will have to watch this three times to full understand the plot.
In my opinion, rightfully so but then again I'm not a certified movie reviewer.
Also in my opinion blows the crap out of "Boondock Saints" which was good in its own right.
For the record, I only put that there since I feel said movie is overrated in my opinion (but I'm sur the same is said with this movie) To be honest this a just a glorified Boondock Saints Rant

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrells in a nutshell
Black Rubber Cock Murder Weapon thats all you need to know

by The Man Who Fist Small Animals May 4, 2010

barnwell

A small town where nothing happens ever. Lots of cows and racist people. Family friendly.

Bob: man, barnwell is so boring. I can't wait to move away
Sue: are you CRAZY!? we have a Walmart AND an assload of hay fields! What more could you want!!??

by notyouraveragekaren April 9, 2016

barbell

A double ended butt plug

I shoved the barbell in my cats balloon knot while anal grease gushed everywhere. All the while the cat was using my coin purse as a scratching post. It was the best thing since sliced bread.

by DShannon August 17, 2008