Barnacle Loaf

A shit so rough it feels like it's caked in barnacles. Often caused by eating to much popcorn.

Dude I had the worst case of Barnacle Loaf this morning and my asspipe is still killing me.

by singin quimby August 18, 2010

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barnacle boy

Alternative to "fuck boy"

Johnny is such a barnacle boy!

by BootyHole December 26, 2014

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barnacle hog

When you frig a pig and you find sea creatures on your hog the next day.

Tiano checks for barnacle hog on the regular, maybe I should too. Dick's in the dirt.

by joeyfingaz April 23, 2019

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cock barnacle

(1)An ever-present, overly persistent and/or unwanted suitor or friend of a male. (2)A stalker.

man 1: Who's that fat chick that keeps hanging around you?
man 2: Some fucking cock barnacle that won't leave me alone.

man 3: Hey, man are we hanging tonight or what?
man 4: Relax dude! We aren't married. Why you gotta be such a damn cock barnacle?

by lanstopher March 5, 2009

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bar barnacle

(N) an unattractive person at a bar or pub who is always there. When a customer approaches the bar it is unavoidable to get a drink without being attacked by this unattractive person.

Bro, this girl is always here at this bar. Does she live here?! Every time I try to get a drink I get attacked by that bar barnacle.

by JMEHL October 16, 2014

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bum barnacle

noun. A small particle of excrement missed by the wipee.

'I thought my underpants were wearing thin, then I discovered an infestation of bum barnacles'.

by Stretch October 3, 2003

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barnacle

1. A small marine organism with a shell that clings to rocks and ships.
2. A clinging or dependent person or thing
3. A large zit or scab
4. An exclimation used by Sponge Bob Square Pants meaning "shit" or "fuck"

1. Based on the number of barnacles stuck to this sunken ship, I deduce that it must have been here for a while.
2. God, I hate Henry! The little barnacle won't leave me alone!
3. Did you see the barnacle on Lisa's face?! It was huge!
4. Patrick: "I'm not actually gay, Sponge Bob."
Sponge Bob: "Oh barnacles!!"

by D-Vo January 21, 2006

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