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barking spiders 

fanny burps (syn. - farts)
barking spiders by Dimitri September 18, 2003

barking starfish 

A man or woman's asshole
I had a curry last night that is causing havoc with the barking starfish

barking abbey school 

Barking abbey and place full of silly boys that claim to be 'roadmen' because they post sc videos of them showing off there dads money. A place full of skets that legs are always open releasing a fish odour. This school is a high risk of stds. Danger zone.
What's the shit down the road?.
That's just Barking Abbey School.

barking mad 

Furious, apoplectic, absolutely beside oneself with rage. (Imagine a rabid dog, foaming at the mouth and - wait for it! - barking...)

Can also refer to someone who is unbalanced (using "mad" in the British sense, referring to an insane person).
barking mad by The Divine Miss M February 25, 2006

barking spider 

The common name of a mysterious specie of spider. Its full name is the California Wood Barking Spider. Known to make appearances after eating BBQ'd food and drinking large quantities of beer. Also very commonly shows up after Chinese or Mexican food has been ingested. Has yet to be seen by any living person, giving rise to the theory that it may in fact be a microscopic specie of spider. Scientists can not agree on much, but what they all agree is that this is one creature whose bark is clearly not worse than its bite. And by bite, of course the foul stench that follows the bark is being implied.
Person 1: Dude, what the hell was that? Did you just crap your pants?

Person 2: Nah man. It was one of those dang barking spiders.
barking spider by E. P. Smith August 30, 2007

barking frogs

Similar to barking spiders. When someone flatulates, you blame it on the barking frogs.
A: *farts loudly* Did you hear those barking frogs?
B: Yep, they're really loud today.
barking frogs by ATXD March 5, 2008