by Jocelynski August 29, 2008
Like a snow angel, but made in the bark that is now used to replace sand in a kids playground at the park.
by tightrope walker July 13, 2009
When the poo pressure inside your anus comes flying out so hard that it hurts your sphincter and produces a sound like a dog barking.
Quit fart barking so close to my head!
I'm gonna have to go sit on the toilet and fart bark.
I just fart Barked so hard, I need to blot.
I'm gonna have to go sit on the toilet and fart bark.
I just fart Barked so hard, I need to blot.
by Doctor Ramshackle February 10, 2011
I was hoping my girlfriend would get a real dog like a german shepard or something that could guard the house, but she just got a damn barking cat.
by Michael_Hunt March 26, 2009
kenny would come into work every morning, squat like he's trying to push out a log, then before you know it, "BARK , BARK " would come out of kenny's ass. within seconds old man Don would walk up front and say " who let the dogs out!" kenny would reply " hi don! that was only a fart bark!"
by russ sharp January 16, 2012
by Wtf Nate August 05, 2019
"I can't stand the noise in this barking lot! Let's load our bags in the car and get out of here!" Or -- "Listen to that noise! What do those dogs think this is -- a barking lot???"
by Shopkeeper August 10, 2017