barred VCR

An any-tape VCR turned to a VCR only for a porno when a porn tape is in the VCR and it gets stepped on.

I'll tell you the tale of barred vcr... Once R was home alone watching a barred and he forgot to take it out. The VCR was sitting on the floor when his mom stepped on it. It became a permanent porno-VCR... hence: barred VCR.

Dude, does Dan still have barred VCR?

by Steve the Mad Man January 2, 2006

burfed

defeated by a wide margin and in embarrassing fashion, usually in a sports game or other competition

The Dallas Stars got burfed in St. Louis again tonight, 7-1 this time.

by BluesFan44 February 26, 2011

Barred

Barred is a term for being banned or forbidden to come to a specific place. It is not known where it originally started but it is most commonly used in Maryland, VA, DC, Philly and Delaware.

Antwan Boosie asf his shit is barred.

Aye brah when’s the last time u seen Corey?
Awww u ain’t know? Jojo got barred a week ago

by Jaden Browner August 7, 2021

barred

Slang term for being under the influence of xanax.

I got so fucking barred last night I didn't remember a thing when I woke up.

by Chachi the Fighter August 19, 2012

a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire

a means of descibing something horrendously ugly or disgusting.

"Woo, she's uglier than a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire."

by Ariluto April 30, 2006

bared out

to be high on xanex bars

Damn man i was so bared out last night i dont remember shit.

by lbs December 16, 2006

Barbed Wire

When a man proceeds to cross his index finger and his middle finger together adn his pinky and ring finger together, and places is index and middle into a girls vagina and ths index and pinky in the anas. then u move it up and down and left and rigt

dude u know John? he gives a sick barbed wire, his girlfriend told me

by k-trizzle May 12, 2006