Onan the Barbarian

Someone who jerks off a lot.

Where were you?

Rubbing one out.

Again?
I'm so horny, I'm Onan the Barbarian right now!

by Shuaman October 20, 2020

Barbaric

The word that Hermoine says in Harry Potter.
Means uncivilised, inferior

Hermoine: “THATS TOTALLY BARBARIC!!”

by Ya Girl Ella December 29, 2018

Barbarian

The superior race. Barbarians are large and muscular and are very good at most tasks. Barbarians are either really nice guys and help out anyone who needs help, or really malevolent who kill whole towns and eat their victims' bones. They live in the north and wear traditional Barbarian clothes like kilts and leather boots. They're very good at combat (among pretty much every other activity ever)

"I am Xantor, the Barbarian!"

by Xantor the Barbarian July 3, 2003

Barbadian Banana Tree

The Barbadian Banana Tree is when a woman in a crawling position on all fours and a man commences a crab walk position underneath her torso in a 71 postion ( a 69 with two friends watching). The man then commences cunnilingus while power thrusting her mouth like a banana falling out of a tree

Man....I put that girl in a Barbadian Banana Tree last night and trust me she exploded with excitement.

by CND Pricasso February 17, 2017

barbarian ass sex

Three words "Conan the Barbarian"

Man Conan throws down some mean barbarian ass sex

by Anonymous March 2, 2003

Conan the Barbarian

A sexual role playing scenerio in which you play Conan the barbian and your partner plays America, and in quick fashion you "conquer" her.

1) Conan the Barbarian is my favourite game to play.

by The Escalade crew September 20, 2006

dave the barbarian

only the best show on t.v.

villager-" does this come in teal?"
evil piggy-" oh i'm sorry dear, it only comes in sea foam and mellon. Now to deal with you dave the barbarian and your monkey!"
dave-" Ahhhhhh, Bejabbers!"
fangs-" I'M NOT A MONKEY!"

by Stephen Cummings June 11, 2006