One who defecates in a public restroom in an area other than the commode and proceeds to vandalize the said restroom by smearing his feces in a way that would resemble the icing of a chocolate cake.
Principal Devaney: It seems that some of the guys are unfamiliar with the proper use of toilet paper in the men's restroom. If this "Fecal Bandit" strikes again consequences will follow.
by DM and ZB January 29, 2004
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by knowman April 22, 2008
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A gentleman who rides on the Marmite motorway. A pillow biter. Either a Quarter Back or a Wide Reciever. A botter.
Look at that gentleman he seems to be commiting an act of gross indecency on that other young chap. Yes, he is an arse bandit.
by Gary December 26, 2003
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Anthony: “Hey Derrick! Feel like doing a bandelier tonight?”
Derrick: “Sure Anthony. Sounds fun. I’ll bring the lube.”
Derrick: “Sure Anthony. Sounds fun. I’ll bring the lube.”
by OrangeRichard August 31, 2018
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"No. I think Tim's a panty bandit."
"You should really call the Panty Bandit Denaturalization Commitee. They really are world class in bringing lost panties back to their rightful owners."
"No. I think Tim's a panty bandit."
"You should really call the Panty Bandit Denaturalization Commitee. They really are world class in bringing lost panties back to their rightful owners."
by Kevin20012001 June 1, 2006
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She chooses her victim carefully, he must be intelligent and attractive. And then when the 'timing is right' bed him and utilise his sperm.
Even if protection is used she will find means of transfering the little swimmers from the rubber to her vag before they die out.
She chooses her victim carefully, he must be intelligent and attractive. And then when the 'timing is right' bed him and utilise his sperm.
Even if protection is used she will find means of transfering the little swimmers from the rubber to her vag before they die out.
by eClaire May 6, 2006
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