fried baloney

an ugly looking pussy, usually with lips that are floppy and dark at the edges, appearing like baloney after it has been pan fried, a childhood delicasey.

Damn, I'll bet Cher has some nasty fried baloney down there.

by jim's friend November 26, 2007

Baloney Tail

a pony tail hanging from your balls, usually with a bead attached to it.

Birky and Maxy have the longest baloney tails ever.

by maxy9799 March 18, 2011

baloneytits

A fat males chest/nipples, which resemble a slice of Baloney.

"We were at the pool and this fat guy came outta the change room. You shoulda seen the baloneytits on that guy...Wow, ready for the slicer.."

by Iamsamiam April 17, 2010

Baloney Sandwich

When a man sticks his cock between a girls ass cheeks, and fucks them like they are a set of tits.

" fuck dude, I had this chick over last night, and I fucking made a baloney sandwich out of my cock"

by akendall97 June 4, 2009

baloney drapes

unusually oversized labia major

damn the baloney drapes on that chick remind me of the inside of an Arby's roast beef sandwich

by No Name Fits Me February 8, 2008

balognes

fake, phony, front, unreal, when ones acts untrue to self

Quit acting balognes!

You said you would be here by 6:00P.M. it is now 9:30 and you say you aren't showing up? Don't you think that's balognes?

by nima go hard April 9, 2011

baloney skins

Low-profile car tires. Usually seen on tuner cars or large rims. They give the illusion of "baloney skins" due to their appearance of a thin-stretched out piece of rubber over a rim.

I'm going to blow the baloney skins off that guy!

by Ronny Cordova July 27, 2011