sputtering bagpipe

When your female or male partner is giving you fellatio on the bed at a 90 degree angle and his/her arm pushes on your stomach so much that you flatulate.

I found a girl on tinder and she turned me into a sputtering bagpipe, on a Tuesday afternoon.

by Shutteringbagpipe April 29, 2023

Mexican Bagpipe

When one blows air into a womans vagina and then uses his or her hands to push down on the lower stomach, pushing the air back out of her vagina, creating natural vaginal flatunlence.

Dude, you had to hear the Mexican Bagpipe I gave this girl last night, It sounded like his ass after buffalo chicken pizza!

by A Knowledgeable Mexican August 2, 2012

Egyptian Bagpipe

A variation of the typical "bagpipe" however instead of using the armpit you use the back of the knee for sexual gratification.

I asked if she wanted to do the egyptian bagpipe but then i realized we couldn't because she was a double leg amputee.

by Austin R & J Karr May 17, 2007

Blackwater Bagpipe

When a male coal miner sits on another males chest and defecates whilst the other male conducts oral sex

Can't wait to get back to camp to play the Blackwater Bagpipe

by hobo traveller August 3, 2022

kentucky bagpipe

when a straw is inserted into a vagina or ass hole and then drank from.

a kentucky bagpipe is pretty fuckin gross.

by blockrader August 24, 2009

rusty bagpipe

getting your cock and balls fondled while having your ass eaten

I was out with that chick Diana last night and she did a rusty bagpipe on me

by JPEB May 22, 2008

Scottish Bagpipe

When your companion sits in a chair and you stand behind him/her a little off and proceed to have sex with their lubricated armpit.

Me and Gina got wasted last Saturday and we went back to my place where I gave her a Scottish Bagpipe

by Streder May 23, 2008