background noise

background noise (BACK-ground noys) noun. The legitimate and ever-increasing inquiries and comments directed at US government officials in regards to their activities and questionable procedures.

George Senior: Son, what is happening with your second term? You only have a 28% approval rating.
Laura: He's been drinking again and his buddies are getting busted left and right.
The Twins: Daddy, you just need another crisis to fix then the people will stop questioning and doubting you.
George Junior: Who cares? As long as I can declare martial law it's all just background noise. Now, where is my copy of Mein Kampf?

by ol Neddy Ludd December 28, 2005

background caller

someone who is in the background telling the person on the phone what to say

Tell Caitlin to stop being a background caller when I'm on the phone with you

by underarmourphenom17 August 9, 2009

four-wheelin in the backcountry

Butt sex. When a guy sticks his penis into a lady's ass hole. The penis usually ends up covered in poopies and generally quite dirty. this is where the expression comes from. Cuz usually if you go 4 wheeling in the backcountry, your car will end up covered in mud. Mud resembles poop and the car is a metaphore for your penis.

Female Infidel: OMG! Timmy was so horny last night but i was on my period. I let him go four-wheelin in the backcountry. It smelt like poops and now i cant control my sphincter so i wear a diaper.

Infidel: I went four-wheelin in the back country yesterday. Ass hole is the second vagina.

by Mahmoud Amidemajad March 25, 2008

Background Check

A popular euphemism for anal sex. First heard on the Allegheny College campus in Meadville, Pennsylvania.

I'm going to conduct an intensive background check on her tomorrow night.

by mistakebymilake March 15, 2010

background musician

a background musician is a person who, without considering others, drums on every available surface constantly and poorly with his or her hands, or an inanimate object like chopsticks or pencils.

"No one asked that guy to drum on the counter with his thumbs, he's just a background musician."

by aubrey39 November 14, 2006

background obsess

To background obsess is to obsess over something or someone while still carrying on with your daily life. You continue to fulfill your daily tasks and obligations without a noticeable decrease in mindfulness or attentiveness, but the object of your obsession is never far from your mind, and you often find yourself thinking about it/them without consciously having meant to.

She's going to be background obsessing about that job interview until she hears back from them.

by mitchco September 10, 2010

backgrounding

A remark that informs an individual they have missed out on background information critical to a joke (or storey).

Joe: Hey Ben, remeber that book?
Ben: HAHA, yes, i'm sure the mice would be pleased with 42.
Joe: HAHAHA
Daniel: What the? Mice?
Ben: (to Daniel) Backgrounding Daniel!
Daniel: Oh. Damn.

by Benni ( Zepher ) June 11, 2006