back-door-trots

I ain't goin to school today I got the back-door-trots.
by Blake November 12, 2002
mugGet the back-door-trotsmug.
When someone with a hard on grinds it against your ass while dancing, cuddling, spooning, or just standing behind you.
Tanya loved spooning but hated when her boyfriend used it as an excuse to go knocking at the back door all night.

“That guy at the bar was cute but he was knocking at the back door all night on the dance floor and that’s why I didn’t go home with him. Why bring someone home if you know he’s just packing half a roll of Life Savers in his pants?”
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
mugGet the Knocking at the back doormug.

Back Door Bitch

A woman who pretends to be your friend to you face, but is always using sneaky 1 liners that are nasty.
Heather pretends she likes my cooking and then tells me she just heard about a new cooking class for beginners I should try, she is such a back door bitch.
by vitas smith August 9, 2010
mugGet the Back Door Bitchmug.

back door flows

Something all high school guys say when they have the boys over. It means that their back door is open and ready for any broads to come through it.
At Johnny’s house the back door flows! Girls come over every night!
by Back doors always open June 24, 2019
mugGet the back door flowsmug.

Back door Prowler

Proper Noun.

A gay man who trolls around unsuspecting straight men looking for back-door action.
Tom is such a back door prowler, he creepily eyes all the dudes at the bar and hits on them.
by mainah December 20, 2012
mugGet the Back door Prowlermug.

Back door selfie

No mirror lifted sack anus selfie
Go on snapchat and send me a back door selfie
by BUTTHOLE, P.h.D February 25, 2014
mugGet the Back door selfiemug.

hoof the back doors in

A term to express forced anal violation, usually of a female.
I'd like to hoof the back doors in on that young beauty
by Hoof Man February 3, 2010
mugGet the hoof the back doors inmug.

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