baby-dick-nonsense

something that makes no sense. synonyms: bull shit, bologna

Yo man that's a bunch of baby-dick-nonsense you didn't bang that model.

by babydickmeister November 24, 2009

Baby Dick Syndrome

A seriously misleading syndrome. A man who seemingly has an extremely small penis will surprise even the sluttiest college girls when they get hard. Don't be disappointed if your guy seems like he has a small one, because he may just surprise you with a anaconda that would put even the most well-endowed porn super-star to shame.

Woman One: "Damn girl, I can't believe you say Tyrone had a big cock. He was so small! I ran out of that room so fast!"

Woman Two: "No, girl! He has Baby Dick Syndrome! He's HUGE when he's hard."

Woman One: "Dammit..."

by DanizzleFoShizzle July 19, 2011

baby dick

any male younger than yourself

josh is a baby dick

by Summer The Pimp October 7, 2003

suck a dead baby's dick

A sayin that will render anybody speechless!

why don't you go suck a dead baby's dick bitch

by diggitty March 4, 2011

baby dick ass nigga

When someone has a small penis you call them Baby dick ass nigga.

Shut the fuck up you baby dick ass nigga.

by Zimple Hd June 8, 2016

BDS (Baby Dick Syndrome)

When a male individual has a severely acute penis, one resembling that of an infant's.

When Corey received a call from the doctor, he was not overly surprised to hear that he had been diagnosed with BDS (Baby Dick Syndrome).

by Babydickface November 20, 2010

baby dick ass nigga

a person that have a baby dick ;little;shmeat

Shut the fuck up baby dick ass nigga

by Define man CJ November 29, 2018