Beef Balloon

When a girl takes the foreskin or prepuce of the penis and inflates it with her mouth like a balloon.

A beef balloon is when a girl takes the foreskin or prepuce of the penis and inflates it with her mouth like a balloon.

by Tony Anzola July 1, 2008

balloon land

The place where balloons fly off to when they are either lost or popped. This land was invented by great philosipher Rhiannon Lloyd and is even further away than mars. Balloon land is a very peaceful place without war.

"Dont worry sally, its sad that your balloon has gone, i know, but its gone to a better place"

by Rhiannon Lloyd January 19, 2004

balloon boy

the son of an attention whore.

Rick: "My dad wants me to hide in the attic!"

Jeff: "Congrats Rick! You are now an official balloon boy"

by Jeff Cancer October 19, 2009

dropped like a lead balloon

1. "Dropped like a lead balloon" is a phrase, not a word, but it is none the less an old expression that means literally and/or figuratively that something will not fly. That it will drop like a rock, etc...

He told the boss his new idea for the ad campaign and it dropped like a lead balloon. There was no way that the boss would approve such a risky & shoddy scheme.

by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010

baboonitis

a severe case of monkey butt in which your butthole hurts/itches from not wiping good enough usually made worse by sweat, usually is so bad that it causes the inflicted to uncontrollably itch their butthole similar to baboons

after the mx race i had a bad case of baboonitis.

by dirtboy70 February 24, 2010

Balloon Payment

When you don't masturbate for a couple of days in anticipation of getting a blow job. It will fill her cheeks to cartoon-like proportions.

Ted: So Jenny promised me if the Mets lost the World Series she would give me a hummer and so I didn't sling my own jelly for a week.
Frank: Ah, the old Balloon Payment, classic.

by Wally Krunk from the grave March 27, 2016

Balloon Pussy

The art of fucking vigorously until the ladies vagina inflates like a balloon

Girl I just fucked Vincent now I’m suffering from balloon pussy

You hear about Raquel and Dj? I heard he gave her balloon pussy last night.

by Face Throttle October 26, 2018