old and busted

Worn out, used up, overplayed, and/or cliched to the point of monotony. The opposite of new hotness.

Old and Busted: Britney sucking face with Madonna.
New Hotness: Janet Jackson flashing at the Super Bowl

by 1Spectre4U February 3, 2004

burned the carpet

Having sex with a woman until her vagina hurts, usually caused by a lack of lubrication.

Manwhore003: Man that bish over there is walkin kinda funny.
Manwhore004: Yeah, I burned the carpet last night, she was out of K-Y.

by Dr4T7 February 16, 2006

burned the meatloaf

to do something to piss off your girlfriend/boyfriend to the point where they will not speak to you

"so i went out drinking with my friends the other night instead of taking my girl out to dinner"
"looks like someone burned the meatloaf again"

my old lady left me again! Why? Guess i burnt the meatloaf?

by calmerthanu November 6, 2010

Busted Plugger

When you're walking around in flip flops (things) and you trip and bust the plug that holds your flip flop together

"Hurry up Sergio!" "Wait up guys my thongs got a busted plugger"

by Boonani September 22, 2016

Between The Buried and Me

Sex For Your Ears.

Dude1: Yesterday i was listening to between the buried and me and..

Dude2: you tell me this everyday You jizzed during ants of the sky!

by Btbammakesmejizz February 19, 2010

burned out

What occurs when you overwork yourself into a state of limited mental acuity, depleted emotions, and strength completely drained from your body.

I was so burned out I didn't even know I was burned out. When three days of vacation helped maybe 2%, I realized I had to cut way, way back on the hours. I don't mind playing brinksmanship with myself, screwing around until deadline on shit I have to do. But, when I miss even those basic deadlines and my important stuff just starts piling up - of what I can't even function enough to take care of - well, it was pathetic, and I'm only just now coming out of it after chilling a few weeks.

by Rose etta May 3, 2008

busted footy

A woman's vagina that looks so loose and floppy that it resembles a thin skinned foot ball that has been busted.

busted footy (noun): "I was gonna go down on her but when she opened her legs and showed me a busted footy, i couldn't stop thinking of all the massive dicks she must have copped."

by Gashsmasher777 February 24, 2010