Diddy Blud

A person with a fat hairy belly that is also a predator

Wow, the new manager is such a Diddy Blud!

by Ozzieeboo May 27, 2025

Goofy ahh diddy blud

A diddy blud (like Drake) who's so ducking goofy, he makes you cringe on his behalf.

Guy: Yes, I'm a proud lolicon, why do you ask? And please do make it quick... I have a palate of teas and crumpets to partake in! Muehehehe...! 🧐
Me: Shut yo google chrome chicken bone ahh up, you goofy ahh diddy blud! 😂

by Morning Overcast May 29, 2025

Blud got the wrong pancakes

When someone is being a baby when they ordered something but the got the wrong order

He is being a baby at McDonald’s I guess Blud got the wrong pancakes

by Your local skyline R32 July 13, 2023

Bludding

When you masturbate so hard and aggressive so you start bleeding from your genitals

bro i was bludding so hard last night I think i passed out

by FreakyBarbie November 28, 2023

blud i

An expression used after saying/hearing the most diabolical thing or as a filler word. Used to help soothe awkward situations. Also a very funny word.

Person 1: “Bro i just beat my shit for 30 mins to my long distance gf”
Person 2: “Blud i”
Person 1: “Blud i”

by kao November 12, 2023

Baron Von Blud

Another legend of H block, similar to that of Count Cripula, although this entity throws up the 2s.

"Baron Von Blud just opped my unc up!"

by SoloIsHim November 24, 2024

Gravekeeper's Servant: The First Juvenile Release for Il Blud

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Gravekeeper's Servant: The First Juvenile Release for Il Blud

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025