Anal blockage

When somebody hits a wall in the trains of thought

I think my actions are giving you

'ANAL BLOCKAGE'.

by Slip.Gypo January 2, 2021

blockamores

a girl that only looks good when she's standing a block or more away

-How was the pussy at the beach?
-It was alright but there were too many blockamores

by anon August 2, 2004

Bokka

A middle aged man that wears Reebok without permission. Usually got a minimalistic amount of hair.

“Matt’s dad is such a Bokka.”
“I know bro, he only wears Reebok caps to cover up his hairless head”

“Andrew’s wearing Reebok, what a Bokka.”

by Skirrt69 November 7, 2018

German Blockade

The German Blockade is a Swift Move, Requires lots of skill, But! here it is Once Your Friend Or Enemy is sleeping, You Yank down your pants in excitment and Sqeeze a load (Bust a Nut) into their Closed eye socket; once your Friend or enemy wake up their Eye will be blocked Shut; Thus giving them a German Blockade!

Chuck: Hey Kevin I gave your Girlfriend a German Blockade!
Scott: NO WAY!
Ross: YES, He did , I Watched it!

by Charlesss May 31, 2007

blokker_1999

no one should be like him

what would anyone else do

by gfdsg June 30, 2003

hata blocka

a "hata blocka" is a type if style you use to prevent others from talking shit about you. it also can be clothing you wear that you know will make others jealous while you sport your fresh outfit.

" damn son, that fool is being a hata blocka with them knew shades"

by nyc dragon king July 26, 2006

Cerebral blockage

When, under pressure to come up with a solution, name of the girl whatshisface banged that crazy night, the actor referenced on family guy, the name of an obscure band, etc., you blank and are left stuttering.

Opposite of brain wave

Example #1:
Fred: Yo, who wrote that song "stayin' alive"?
You: Man, I had too many cold ones last night. I'm suffering from cerebral blockage right now...

by snickers4orphans February 18, 2009