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When the middle-aged man living in a dumpster tries to send you a link leading to FREE KROM3R

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Middle-aged man: AND I HAVE JUST
Middle-aged man: THE THING
Middle-aged man: YOU NEED
Middle-aged man: THAT'S
Middle-aged man: Hyperlink Blocked

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Koch-blocked 

To describe when environmental-friendly policies are prevented from being enacted, usually by well paid lobbyists.

Our attempt to remove oil subsidies to companies with poor environmental standards was koch-blocked.

Koch-blocked by Senlathiel February 19, 2011

Poop Blocked 

It is similar to being cock blocked, but instead of getting blocked (or prevented) from scoring a potential hookup, you are being blocked (or prevented) from letting your poop out.

Getting "poop blocked" tends to happen in a work environment where another party comes into the bathroom and occupies the stall next to you while you are trying to poop. You experience an awkward silence, making it too embarrassing to push your poop out since there would be a loud splash sound going "plop, plop, plop" into the toilet. Additionally, the person in the next stall now knows what your shoes looks like, which can be dangerous as he/she can now identify you around the office.

Abbreviation: PB'ed

Brenda: Damn it!! I got poop blocked for the 2nd time today!

Erica: So you were prairie doggin' it the whole time...

Brenda: I had to retract so I can go back later to continue my extraction.

Erica: I gotta go now... Hopefully I dont get PB'ed!

Poop Blocked by KrazErica + Yewnis February 7, 2013

cotton blocked 

When you get cock-blocked by a tampon.

CBS

“Did you fuck last night?”
“Nah, she’s on her period. I got cotton blocked.”

cotton blocked by Juicy - C March 9, 2019

Crop Blocked 

When you try to purchase an amount marijuana or crop from someone when someone else enters the room or area that is disapproving of the purchase. You have been crop blocked, like cock blocked, but while trying beef up your stash.

Man, I was trying to score some good nugs at a good price and he walked in the room and totally crop blocked me.

Crop Blocked by Fo Realzzzz November 13, 2011

Cock Blocked Myself 

When you are about to score with someone and you fuck yourself by saying, "I think we should think about this" or "We are rushing into this too fast" Way to go dumbass!

"I cock blocked myself whenever I said that I needed to know her more, now she is fucking my best friend. Lucky bastard."

Cock Blocked Myself by Oeltjens January 31, 2010

Headphone Blocked

The result of having a conversation with someone and getting no response. Then turning around and realizing that person had his headphones on this whole time.

Mario: Yo Mike I can't believe you cut this guy from your fantasy basketball team. He's really been lighting it up lately. (Long pause.......Turns around and sees Mike listening to his headphones)

Mario: Fuck!! I just got headphone blocked.

Headphone Blocked by gottimafia February 4, 2010