Eye glasses or sunglasses worn strictly for fashion purposes and to block ejaculate from getting in the eyes during oral sex - usually a must when performing a bukkake.
Me: The freshman girl from the dorms told me she was gonna come over and suck our whole fraternity off.
Todd: Really? She better bring her bukkake blinds or else she will end up in the hospital with an eye infection like the last girl.
Todd: Really? She better bring her bukkake blinds or else she will end up in the hospital with an eye infection like the last girl.
by slole1 August 12, 2011
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To use only one action to complete two tasks.
The only true way to kill two birds with one stone literally is to have the following involved:
1)"Kill" two flightless birds with one very big stone. 2) Use one stone but recover it after each shot until two birds are "killed". 3)Wait until two birds are in close proximity and fire the stone from a bazooka. 4)Meteorite collision with Earth.
To use only one action to complete two tasks.
The only true way to kill two birds with one stone literally is to have the following involved:
1)"Kill" two flightless birds with one very big stone. 2) Use one stone but recover it after each shot until two birds are "killed". 3)Wait until two birds are in close proximity and fire the stone from a bazooka. 4)Meteorite collision with Earth.
I have to go to Olvia's house, and you have to see your friend who is with her, let's kill two birds with one stone by both of us going
We can kill two birds with one stone if we go to walmart and get what you need as i get what i need.
We can kill two birds with one stone if we go to walmart and get what you need as i get what i need.
by ddddunit December 28, 2005
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girl: Daddy, how are babies made?
Father: Daddy plants a seed in mummys' tummy
girl: Does she swallow the seed?
father: Only if she wants a new dress
small boy: What is a masturbation?
teacher: That's a mouthfull for someone of your age
small boy: No, a mouthfulls a blow job.
Father: Daddy plants a seed in mummys' tummy
girl: Does she swallow the seed?
father: Only if she wants a new dress
small boy: What is a masturbation?
teacher: That's a mouthfull for someone of your age
small boy: No, a mouthfulls a blow job.
by kung-fu jesus September 10, 2004
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"Now Philip, It's your fortieth birthday and I feel you are ready to know about the birds and the bees.."
by Container October 12, 2003
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"Fucking shut up there's birds over there!"
"So?"
"There drones! They're in the fucking trees man!
"Fucking shut up there's birds over there!"
"So?"
"There drones! They're in the fucking trees man!
by Carelessfeline September 12, 2019
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"According to Robert Claiborne in Loose Cannons and Red Herrings, it refers to city streets as they were before cars. "When I was a youngster on the streets of New York, one could both see and smell the emissions of horse-drawn wagons. Since there was no way of controlling these emissions, they, or the undigested oats in them, served to nourish a large population of English sparrows. If you say something's for the birds, you're politely saying it's horseshit."
"According to Robert Claiborne in Loose Cannons and Red Herrings, it refers to city streets as they were before cars. "When I was a youngster on the streets of New York, one could both see and smell the emissions of horse-drawn wagons. Since there was no way of controlling these emissions, they, or the undigested oats in them, served to nourish a large population of English sparrows. If you say something's for the birds, you're politely saying it's horseshit."
by TehGrey October 3, 2008
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When something really awful happens, but it turns into something fantastic!
Developed at the univeristy of cincinnati!
When something really awful happens, but it turns into something fantastic!
Developed at the univeristy of cincinnati!
"breaking my arm hurt like hell, but I got the digits of that cute nurse in the ER so i guess i pulled a birdsong."
"Our professor got canned, but it was a birdsong as his replacement was the shit!"
"Our professor got canned, but it was a birdsong as his replacement was the shit!"
by p-c of u-c February 19, 2010
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