Eat ass or become ass

“Eat ass or become ass” mid something you say before you do something crazy like push in a room in Rainbow six siege

Person 1: I bet you won’t push that bandit

Person 2: EAT ASS OR BECOME ASS

by Ya boy Ben May 3, 2022

Reject Humanity, Become Monke

Reject humanity, become monke is a well-known meme about rejecting humanity because it is boring and becoming a monkey. I mean, who wouldn't want to hang in a tree all day!

Person 1: Ugh, I am so tired of humanity

Person 2: Just Reject Humanity, Become Monke!

Person 1: Omg yeah so true

by hellotherehowareyoulol September 7, 2021

Begone thot

When you want a thot to begone herself

Thot:*insert thot speech*
Me: BEGONE THOT
*Thot dies*

by Fuckerofthots May 26, 2018

how to become a liberal

I figured out how to be a liberal by reading this stuff. Here’s the trick.

1. Make outrageous claims.

2. Don’t attempt to back up said claims with any kind of evidence.

3. Don’t offer any type of specific solutions to anything, only speak in generalities (again without evidence).

4. Label any criticism of your ideas (or lack thereof) as bigoted, racist, fascist, hateful, out of bounds, no fairsies, or do-over.

5. Blame failure to get elected on the things in #4.

I wrote the page on how to become a liberal

by Fuck michael moore July 9, 2006

You either die a hero, or live long enough to become a vegetable

- Sun Tzu

Guy 1: "Give me an Alpha Male Quote"
Guy 2: "You either die a hero, or live long enough to become a vegetable"

by TheGamingPop July 12, 2022

Beyométry

The study & replication of Beyoncé’s lifestyle, career, etc..

I had to get back into my Beyométry studies so I could get my groove back. #inspo #searchesfreakumdresslyrics

by rynjoyuniverse June 2, 2018

Begone Todd

The most common reaction used when you catch Todd Howard at 3AM trying to sneak into your house to sell you The elder scrolls V: Skyrim special edition.

Todd: hey k-kid wanna buy Skyrim

Fuck, not again, Begone Todd

by Corvo1080 August 27, 2019