Dinner Blasted

When you take someone out to dinner and you rape them afterward.

Guy #1: Did you take my mom out to dinner

Guy #2: Ya dude I totally dinner blasted her

by M00NPRODUCTIONS May 16, 2010

Pink Breasted Cock Gobbler

The rarest bird in the world very similar to the bald eagle and is commonly found in between a females legs.

Last night she showed me her Pink Breasted Cock Gobbler.

by TheAbuser January 27, 2010

beasterfield

General term that can mean practically anything. Mostly used as an insult, but can be used as a praise, or encouragement also. The definition depends on the tone of your voice.

Dude, you're such a beasterfield.

by iamtherealbeasterfield April 5, 2009

blasted a confetti cannon

Giving a hand job to a washed up hip hop artist

During a party at a work convention in which Sir Mix-A-Lot was performing, I blasted a confetti cannon.

by jk63 August 12, 2016

Beaster Bunny

The Easter bunny's evil twin.. he is black as coal..his eyes like fiery rubies. He carries a Hatchet and a basket ...filled with the heads and hands of bad children... he prowls from house to house Easter eve to punish bad children in varying degrees of severity based on their misdeeds. For the good children he leaves peanut butter eggs and other chocolate confections.

Better listen to your Ma...tonight the Beaster bunny comes

by Willie shaverpus April 16, 2022

Sexy Beastess

The female form of Sexy Beast. The differences are as follows:
1. Sexy Beastess' are much more aggressive
2. Sexy Beastess' are much more dangerous
3. Sexy Beastess' are much less hairy
4. Sexy Beastess' are much more unpredictable

Guy 1: Dude, did you see that girl? She's got to be the hottest girl on the planet!
Guy 2: Dude, she's a Sexy Beastess, you don't have a chance.
Guy 1: Damn, you're right.

by Blayde February 28, 2008

finger blasted

Referring to an incident where someone stimulates a woman with their finger. Often done under the influence of alcohol and in inappropriate situations like a bar, theme park rides, movie theaters, buses, the club or in public. Another term for fingered.

Jason (to a friend): I just finger blasted this bitch in the stairwell!

by Tron Jivolta June 11, 2006