Batista

One who jacks of to gay porn and thinks of his mother while jerking

Look at that batista over there! Its watching gay porn!

by Monolithic_Juggernaut January 21, 2008

boutista

he is a big fat loser that should get a life!!!!!!

Man Jared is a big Boutista!!!!

by 1neb1 May 6, 2014

bautist

A bad bitch that isn't afraid to share her thoughts.

Bautist is so fearless..I wish I was more like her!

by Gillian43butter October 12, 2017

Baptista

Simply the best
I fkn hate you because I fkn love you
thank you.

Baptista is the best

by Gabriella0380 December 29, 2019

Batista

This is the name of cute, funny and adorable Guy. This guy is known for having the prettiest eyes ever bro is a chick magnet. Fun fact he's always surrounded by girls and every girl literally wants to date him..

"Omg..Batista is such a hottie!!", said Stephanie.
Laura whined," I wished my boyfriend was a Batista!"
"Batista get your pretty face in the CAR!"

by SaltnVinegar October 11, 2023

Doing a Batista

Doing a Batista is when someone is circling around something and can't catch it for some odd reason. The source of this expression comes from the game Rocket League when a famous player - Batista - tried to catch a boost for a long time.

I can't help you, because I'm doing a Batista at this boost.

by zh3ng January 25, 2017

Take a Battista

When your bowels feel like they are going to empty and you need to take a massive shit.

After eating at golden correls dinner buffet, I found myself in search of a toilet so I could take a battista

by RockyIsReal March 2, 2019