backwoods anal

" I did some backwoods anal with a country chick
by doug0220 November 18, 2018
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backwood whore

Term for a person who is a sneaky whor
Rebecca came into my house last night and fucked my husband just like a backwood whore!”
by YourMomFaveHoe December 31, 2023
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Backwoods Mafia

Please bring your brothers to meet other brothers at our weekly Backwoods Mafia meeting. We's family.
by William Wordsmyth April 13, 2022
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Backwoods Colonoscopy

When a stranger walks into your part of the woods and you proceed to cover your penis with mud,twigs,and dip. Then reach for their colon via anal while yee yeeing to the top of your lungs
by Eskegit May 27, 2021
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Backwoods Baklava

A dish prepared by layering multiple semen soaked tissues on top of each other and letting dry to a crispy texture. Easiest to prepare on days of marathon masturbation
My friend Hollie routinely prepares a Backwoods Baklava on lonely weekends
by Naetharr July 01, 2018
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backwood crawlers

An off-roading group from the central valley of California.
Let's go to JackFlats this weekend with the Backwood Crawlers to test out my 4 wheel drive
by Ktbug_zj20 March 08, 2015
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backwoods oil change

A sexual act while your sexual partner is tied up in BDSM fashion, inserting 2 large black dildos into both the vagina and asshole simultaneously while vigorously thrusting the male appendage deep into the throat of your completely vulnerable partner.
So I saw this video the other day of this guy giving this girl a backwoods oil change, probably going to run it by the ole lady later this week. Total domination bro..
by Halfrican_Magic August 12, 2017
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