To indulge in the interests and needs of the individual(s) being babysat. It is crucial that all exchanges between the two parties involve the babysitter presenting the babysitter with chicken, regardless of the situation.
Person 1: “I agreed to babysit someone over the weekend.”
Person 2: “You’d better make sure you’re stocked up on chicken! In my experience, 15 sandwiches from chick-fil-a is the perfect amount.”
Person 2: “You’d better make sure you’re stocked up on chicken! In my experience, 15 sandwiches from chick-fil-a is the perfect amount.”
by angychimken July 31, 2021
Mexican babysitting.The prostuite always “Mexican babysitting her money . “She glued the money inside her wig. Mexican babysitting. Hides money places no one will find . Mexican babysitting hides money strange places in your house . Or other strange places no one will ever find .
by Mexican babysitting July 13, 2022
Babysitting (noun): The often humorous misnomer used by parents when they're actually just doing their regular parenting duties. Commonly applied when one parent takes sole charge of their child while the other is out, reinforcing the age-old joke that parenting can sometimes feel like a part-time gig.
Friend: What are you doing this weekend?
Parent: Oh, you know, babysitting. My wife is going out, so it’s just me and the baby gearing up for a wild night of cartoons and cheerios.
Parent: Oh, you know, babysitting. My wife is going out, so it’s just me and the baby gearing up for a wild night of cartoons and cheerios.
by markflavin April 18, 2024
by Rippasbisc February 02, 2025
In platform fighters, the act of being just out of range of someone recovering back to stage to capitalize on a punishable option or attack attempt
by MalakaiESP July 29, 2023
by Bildo baggins March 08, 2023
If a person calls (vocally, voice note or via text) “Bagsy not babysitting”, they automatically do not have to baby sit their own children and the other partners needs to take responsibility for their brood for the full day.
There are only a few exceptions to this rule:
- pre-planned day/night out that are in the family calendar which have been previously approved by the wife first
- if the wife disagrees with the decision
Under no circumstances are you allowed to break this rule.
There are only a few exceptions to this rule:
- pre-planned day/night out that are in the family calendar which have been previously approved by the wife first
- if the wife disagrees with the decision
Under no circumstances are you allowed to break this rule.
Donna - “Brian, what the hell. Didn't you just hear me call Bagsy not babysitting”
Brian - “I can't watch my own kids I’m not even sure what to do”
Donna - “you liar! You better sort your shit out coz I’m sick of doing everything and I’m getting steaming with my mates for once coz you’re always at golf!!”
Brian - “Yes Love”
Kids - “Yay it’s about time Daddy looked after us”
Brian - “I can't watch my own kids I’m not even sure what to do”
Donna - “you liar! You better sort your shit out coz I’m sick of doing everything and I’m getting steaming with my mates for once coz you’re always at golf!!”
Brian - “Yes Love”
Kids - “Yay it’s about time Daddy looked after us”
by Becky Bumcheeks April 26, 2023