Baby Dick

Small wiener pieces added to beans in military food.

What's for chow today? Oh, man, not beans and baby dicks again!

by Brian Anderson September 27, 2006

Baby Dick Syndrome

A seriously misleading syndrome. A man who seemingly has an extremely small penis will surprise even the sluttiest college girls when they get hard. Don't be disappointed if your guy seems like he has a small one, because he may just surprise you with a anaconda that would put even the most well-endowed porn super-star to shame.

Woman One: "Damn girl, I can't believe you say Tyrone had a big cock. He was so small! I ran out of that room so fast!"

Woman Two: "No, girl! He has Baby Dick Syndrome! He's HUGE when he's hard."

Woman One: "Dammit..."

by DanizzleFoShizzle July 19, 2011

baby dick

any male younger than yourself

josh is a baby dick

by Summer The Pimp October 08, 2003

suck a dead baby's dick

A sayin that will render anybody speechless!

why don't you go suck a dead baby's dick bitch

by diggitty February 17, 2011

baby dick ass nigga

When someone has a small penis you call them Baby dick ass nigga.

Shut the fuck up you baby dick ass nigga.

by Zimple Hd April 16, 2016

BDS (Baby Dick Syndrome)

When a male individual has a severely acute penis, one resembling that of an infant's.

When Corey received a call from the doctor, he was not overly surprised to hear that he had been diagnosed with BDS (Baby Dick Syndrome).

by Babydickface November 18, 2010

baby dick ass nigga

a person that have a baby dick ;little;shmeat

Shut the fuck up baby dick ass nigga

by Define man CJ November 29, 2018