Avoidedness

A term used during talk therapy to describe a patient's unwillingness to do or think about things that provoke discomfort or unpleasure.

Scott: She sent me a package for my birthday, but I haven't opened it.
Lana: Seriously? Your birthday was three weeks ago--you give in to your avoidedness and might be missing out of a terrific gift!
Scott: I'm . . . I'm not sure that's a word?
Lana: It is now, you lunatic bastard!

by Biff Whipple February 24, 2023

axido

a sexy beast with curly hair

"omg axido is so fucking sexy with his curly hair"

by Axido July 14, 2023

Zone Of Avoidance

The name for the table the weird/quiet kid sits at lunch

kid: hey look over there that spot looks nice!
other kid: don't sit there that's the zone of avoidance.

by wokamole August 30, 2017

Avoid

How to avoid many things in the world:

1)Anal
A)While in prison don't bend over to pick-up a bar of soap, get someone else to do it
B)Don't pick up a transexual on the way home from a bar or strip-club, it'll be very painful
C)Dont be GAY!!!

2)Ugly people(In general)
A)Don't pick-up any ugly chicks unless your that damn desperate
B)Don't walk into them, they may have cooties(lol)or Herpes or any STD's known to mankind
C)Just dont talk to them

3)Death
A)Don't walk into a fucking highway and stand there(that goes out to Joel)
B)Don't get high on heroine and pist drunk and grab a shotgun, you'll end up blowing your brains out
C)Don't call a black-man a nigger
D)DOnt go swimming with fat people(Like Fidel) he has man boobs
E)Dont go to any fetish clubs, their quite painful, besides their stretch your balls to your feet

4)Listening to music you hate
A)Don't go to any concerts that you hate, unless your going to go on stage rape the guy on the spot and burn everyone alive
B)Bring your own MP3, Ipod, or Discman, it helps turning off the world outside
C)Don't watch Much Music, it only plays fucking Hip-Hop and Rap nowadays

Avoid all the things above to survive in the outside world

by Mr.StoneFace May 14, 2005

avoiderd

An avoided nerd. Isolates ones life in an enclosed area to hide from life's social encounters.

Gloria your so white you look like a ghost, get outside and make friends instead of watching harry potter you avoiderd!!!!!!!

by business June 17, 2005

scare-anoid

The feeling of being scared and paranoid at the same time.

I felt scare-anoid that stumbling into the house at 3:00am would wake up my parents.

by KellyBanza May 16, 2006

avoid like the Velvet Fog

To evade something at all costs. See avoid like the plague.

Nuts, I avoid like the Velvet Fog, because I'm deathly allergic to them.

by Ouizardus July 5, 2006