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afghan shoelace

When you pull just the string from the anal beads back out leaving the beads inside
by 21 jump up November 29, 2016
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Afghan Mud Slide

When you eat 3 week old Taco Bell and shit on someones face in Afghanistan
Dude, I totally gave Pacheco an Afghan mud slide last night, and now he's crying in the shower.
by Rntcsta February 9, 2021
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Afghan motorboat

This occurs only on Thursdays in the "Muslim religion" when one male motorboats the bloody butt cheeks of another man after anal and gets a red beard
Afghan motorboat- you so ginger your beard looks like an Afghani motorboat
by BiGBl00d December 20, 2021
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afghan

A group of iranic people; In modern day's literature, refers to citizens of Afghanistan. Iran, Afghanistan, Tajikistan, and many other neighbor countries once were part of the glorious Persian empire. Today, Unfortunately, the word of Afghan or Afghanistan is sometimes mixed with terrorism and extremism; But in fact, Afghanistan is not a source but a victim of Wahhabi extremism (Al Qaida, Taliban).
There are a lot of afghan refugees in Iran.
by Simon 1981 April 27, 2009
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Afghanistan

1. A Central Asian Country

2. An incredibly poor central Asian country

3. An incredibly poor and corrupt central Asian country

4. An incredibly poor, corrupt and dysfunctional central Asian country

5. An incredibly poor, corrupt, dysfunctional and CURSED central Asian country

6. Land of the Afghans: Although there is no such thing as an Afghan, they’re either Pastuns, Tajiks or whatever and the only thing they agree on is that they don’t like each other. Occasionally they’ll reach a consensus on topics such as repealing infidels and the difference between sex with goats, donkeys and Tea Boys

7. Afghans like to make reference to repealing previous invaders, Alexander the Great, the British, the Russians. Truth be told none of the invaders saw any merit in staying in the country long enough to impart their modern ways and principles on the land and people, so left at the first possible convenience leaving the locals to their own corrupt and dysfunctional devices.

8. CURSED: Yes Afghanistan is cursed. While blaming the infidel for all their (many) troubles, they fail to see that their own stupidity and greed has put them into the exact position they find themselves. Proof: Who overthrew the Shah in 1973? An Afghan. Whats happened non stop since said overthrow? War, war and more war… Cursed I tell you. CURSED
How fucked is Afghanistan? Just look at the news papers... there's your example!
by Out Ofthere March 22, 2011
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afghan

a people in central asia. afghanistan is known as the heart of asia, as its right in the middle. They are not persians as some percive. persians are iranians, and dont compare to afghans.

Afghan as someone stated is a form of cannabis that is so fucking strong its unbelievable. its not as strong as purple shit, but it fucking does its job
"afghansitan produces 90% of the worlds opium, and 68% of the worlds cannabis"

"hehehe im afghan"

"i have no fucking idea what this is but i know its some good afghan shit!!!"
by Bad Boi September 2, 2005
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afghan goo

a sticky thc crystal covered marijuana strain from afghanistan. the strain is a cross between afghan and goo marijuana forming afghan goo a crossbred strain.
afghan goo is the shit the real sticky icky
dude look at the thc crystal in this screw purple haze
by esskay 420 April 2, 2008
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