fack awff

Alternative to "fuck off", usually to make yourself sound like a commoner.

Jenny: What's wrong?
Hamish: fack awff you shhlaggg

by Slutty_Sue June 5, 2009

an awfully hot coffee pot

Something Eminem wants to dump on Trump's head

That's an awfully hot coffee pot
Should I drop it on Donald Trump? Probably not
-Eminem

by mr305w0rldwide December 4, 2020

Something Awful

A former comedy website that is now home to Intro to Sociology dropouts who learned everything they know about "progressive" issues from tumblr blogs.

Typical post: ya i dont believe in nationalism because im a soclialist. get me out of this primitive country heh stupid republiKKKans
-AnIronicPotatoWatermelon

I visited Something Awful and learned a lot about the patriarchal heterosexistic cis-gender white conspiracy to victim-shame aborted porn stars.

by saboop August 24, 2012

Something Awful

www.somethingawful.com
A humor site. (in)Famous for ridiculing nearly everything else on the internet. Features include; daily front page articles, a large forum, 'Photoshop Phriday', and irreverent reviews.

Though everything is a fair game for the 'goons' of SA's humor, members of the furry and livejournal community seem to be prime targets.

"Haha, Something Awful is hilarious!"

"Man, Something Awful pisses me off."

by . February 22, 2005

Awful House

A derogatory term for Waffle House, which is a chain of highway diners mostly in the southern US

I got indigestion when I ate at the Awful House last night

by Libertine October 3, 2005

Awfuck's disease

(Noun)-
A feeling of displeasure and/or disappointment--often occurring when waking up after a long night of drinking next to an unattractive person and thinking, "Awfuck, why did I do that!"

I had awfuck's disease this morning when I woke up next to that nasty guy I took home from the party last night.

by TMull April 23, 2006

awfy

'awfy' is scottish slang for, 'awfully', meaning: extremely, very.

"aww..thats awfy nice ae yi."
(aww..thats very nice of you.)

by leannie. July 13, 2009