asschap

the burning red ring that occurs around your asspucker after eating the worst of worst spicy foods, after you have already shit 4 or 5 times.

OMG... i got the worst asschap from that mexican food last night!

by John May 13, 2005

asscheese

Known for people who sit on a chair for extended periods of time (hot climate?) without bathing, and/or fart alot and/or do not bath daily.

Eg; a gamer who plays BF2 for 12 hours straight and shits 2 times thereabouts while resuming gaming. When you scratch your nuts and it feels creamy then you got asscheese/bagcheese.
Remedy: = scrub yer taint and surrounding areas.

by Barrence June 30, 2006

asschunk

1.) A rather noticable piece of shit from someone's ass.

2.) Dingleberry.

3.)

"Don't look now, but I think that guy just less loose an asschunk!"

"Don't eat the asschunk!"

by Warmaster Assclown August 31, 2004

asscherry

its ur assvirginity commenly known as a asscherry

person one: hey who poped ur asscherry
person two: o it was andrice

by igoturmomsasscherry April 27, 2010

aischylos

1) Aischylos is a dead greek author and was quite fame, btw. his beard looks kinda dirty.

2)Aischylos can be used for a D or an a**hole or for every other word just use it wisely.

watch my Aischylos to the choppa.
Come here Aischylos!(calling my friends dog)

by Niicii February 23, 2021

Asscheeks

I like to shake my jiggle-wiggle crack!
I got two asscheeks on my back
You know I'm comin' comin' round, when you hear that ass-clappin' sound
Crack crack crack
Triple boom from my back
Hear my asscheeks flap!
Oh yeah.

Oh! How my asscheeks are trembling with delight!

by couchpotatofr March 19, 2023

Ascham Girls

Ascham girls are intelligent, sexy, good to talk to, cool and the life of every party! They are all funny and good to have as a friend. If you have an Ascham girl as a friend, hold onto her as they give good advice and will take a bullet for you. Some Ascham girls drive around in their Audi's that their daddy paid for but majority are really down to earth. If you have an Ascham girl as your girlfriend, she is a keeper! Hold on tight because you are the luckiest guy out of them all. Ascham girls are original and true, unlike the typical blonde north shore girls ;) Boys you might muck around with the other girl schools but when you grow up you come running back to the Ascham girls because they are the only mature and real one's.

EXAMPLE 1:

Kings boy: "who is that stunner"?

Scots boy: "Must be an Ascham girl, she looks a 10/10"!

Cranbrook boy: "if only i could get in with an Ascham girl"!

Kings boy: "I would trek the public transport just to hang out with an Ascham girl at Bondi"!

Ascham Girl: "are those boys checking me out"?

EXAMPLE 2:
Ascham girls define intelligent, powerful and loaded!

by bobbymunchins November 19, 2019