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Iowa Atomic Corn Bomb

This action requires one full day of preparation. The day before hooking up with a filthy pig, every meal consists of eating nothing but corn on the cob. The morning of the hookup, you will need to ingest ONE full bottle of Ex-lax. While fucking her huge tits, and before you dump a load on her face, you release a massive ATOMIC like, explosive diarrhea of corn filled shit, from the the previous day's prep work onto her stomach. You then slide your ass up over her chest, onto her face, finally cleansing your ass in her hair. Thus leaving devastation everywhere.
If that filthy pig keeps it up, I'll have to give her an Iowa Atomic Corn Bomb. She's earned it.
by Don't you worry about it.... February 20, 2009
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Atomic Doorbell

when you're having really really boring sex with a chick and, just to liven things up, you repeatedly finger her ass with short sharp strokes. not for her enjoyment, but for your own amusement
Tom: howda get on with Amy last night?
Steve: utter nightmare, she just lay there like a sack of potatoes, so i gave her the atomic doorbell!
Tom: good work
by Brother Wallace June 11, 2006
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Atomic Pimp Slap

A strike to the back of skull where the skull and neck meet, with with an elbow in a downward chopping motion.
Damn.. that "atomic pimp slap" left mike unconscious!
by Maicoangelo June 6, 2011
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atomic nipple

(n.) oversized and/or protruding areolae. Also known as a puffy nipple. May make the nipple appear to be pointy (a condition known as "banana boob") or where the areola is not protruding may resemble a slice of pepperoni.Attraction to nipples of this nature is considered to be a fetish by some. Atomic nipples are rumored to be quite sensitive.
Nichole has huge atomic nipples, which I consider to be her soul redeeming quality. I really dug sucking on them.
by Blenderhead1991 May 13, 2009
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Atomic Mushroom

The act of slapping one's penis off of a victims forehead, leaving a bright red mark resembling that of an atomic mushroom cloud.
my girl wouldn't finish me, so I stamped her with an atomic mushroom
by tims1416 September 18, 2009
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atomic finger

an addition to the derogatory act of raising the middle finger, the opposite arm is raised simultaneously while flexing the bicep to give an emphasis of strength and intimidation.

note: at times an ordinary middle finger doesn't articulate the extreme disdain one might have for another, in these cases an atomic finger is more appropriate.
The other day I saw my ex-girlfriend holding hands with my best friend, so I dropped everything and gave them both an atomic finger.
by CL Media August 5, 2012
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atomic trainwreck

a cocktail made from equal parts jack daniels and an energy drink called "joltin' joe espresso" it gets you so shitfaced you won't even be able to balance on your own ass however after a couple hours it will result in an excruciating hangover. It kind of tastes like chocolate. not recommended.
barkeep: hey try this new drink. I call it an atomic trainwreck.
ted: well, let's try it
ted: holy shit I can't stand up mang.
a couple hours later
ted: oooowwww oooowwwwwww what was I thinking
barkeep: brace yourself, you got another 18 hours of that
by masteroffire January 16, 2013
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