The Astronaut

Blowing a load that shoots straight up in resemblance to a rocket ship in result of a hefty tit fucking finish; hitting the girl in the chin, face or even entering the nasal cavity which is dependent upon the distance and velocity of the shot. Also known as the "Space Cadet"

"She asked me If I was almost done and right when she opened her mouth to speak she met the astronaut"

by JK-RWTD March 25, 2010

attrendous

orig. JCM- a mixture between atrocious and horrendous. When those two words separately just don't cover what it is you are trying to describe or make reference to, this word may be used to get your point across.

The seventeen-car pile up is absolutely attrendous!!!

by Lola T. January 13, 2008

Astrononically Inclined

The ability to see a different person's point of view.

Are you astrononically inclined?

by Zaroxic June 11, 2014

Astronaut leg

When you get so baked that your legs won't move. They feel like an astronaut's leg.

"Can you make me a cup of tea?"
"No, I have really bad astronaut leg."

by monkeynuts94 April 1, 2015

Astronigga

1) A real astronaut that doesn’t fuck around, like real Apollo 13 ass boys.

2) An astronaut of copious melanin.

1 - “Apollo 13 was wild, they were a true bunch of astroniggas

2 - “in the movie Mission To Mars, they try to rescue an astronigga stuck on Mars.”

by Bro9669 May 29, 2018

astrina

The best wizard ever. Definitely not a synonym for a blowjob.

I'm sorry I am not a DPS parse whore like Astrina.

by Mightbeawizzy May 10, 2018

astronomical unit

roughly the distance between the Earth and the Sun

The distance between the ISS and the Sun is 1 astronomical unit.

by ?mypseudonym? April 23, 2020